Episode 1: Some Keen Awful Snarl

[erik]

First of all....what does my episode title mean?!!? I still have no idea . But anyway.....the game has begun and WOW. After seeing the cast list, I was just in absolute utter shock! I COULD NOT believe Sandy cast 5 Peru people. Not only did he cast these 5 Peru people, but they are *ALL* pretty good friends of mine. Like WTF! That is tortuous Sandy. By my nature, I HATE pregame alliances from previous games and facebook and shit like that *cough*Arabia facebook alliance and Canada alliance*cough* but now I'm stuck with all these people that I mean, how am I even supposed to backstab them?? Lol. I love Britt, Kirin just makes me laugh all the time haha...she is amazing. And then Alyssa and Zack I actually really like. I guess I'll give more thoughts on these peeps later when I do the whole favorites evaluation. But anyway....I saw all these people in the game, and pretty much just died. I actually hated it to be perfectly honest because I don't WANT to align with the same people but at the same time I don't want to backstab them because they are my friends! I think we all ended Peru on a really good note and I don't want to ruin that with this game, but we are pretty much going to be forced to do that. Either we all stick together and be the really boring Peru clique that gives no one else a shot, or we have to tear each other apart and then might not be friends after. It's kinda a Lose/Lose, but I guess that's what I signed up for and it is certainly going to make this game intense. I think I need to develop a strategy actually....I can't just stick with the Peru people because I KNOW I'll have to vote them all out eventually (I'll get to that later ), so I think my strategy is going to be to very fairly try to turn all of the Peru people against each other! I don't want them to be a solid block so I have to convince them not to trust each other, and if that happens, they will target each other without me having to do anything and I can sit on the sidelines and remain friends with them while they exit the game . Yay, that would be fun!

Bah. But anyway....as soon as the cast was released the game began. I wasn't spammed with AS MANY IMs as I thought I would be. I was actually probably spammed more by people who didn't make the cast (Tim/Tyler/..Cole?/people I have never even talked to) than actual cast members, but I will try to outline what went down on Night 1. I don't know if I want to post conversations because last time that just got messy and I don't want to make people read through a bazillion conversations to get to my meaty, juicy confessionals. Maybe I'll make a seperate conversations thread! That's not a bad idea. I could still copy really important stuff here. But anyway *ahem*...onto Night 1....

I started off talking to MY FINAL TWO IN THIS GAME! Yes, that's right, it's already decided. During Arabia, I got to talking to someone a lot. This person and I have grown very close, we're like exactly the same, and I just trust him completely and would never vote him out. Our friendship definitely goes beyond the game because we became friends way before the game even started =P. That person is...............






ALEXANDER!!!! I love Alex and I could never vote him out hehe. Him and I have agreed to go to the end together and I of course am all about that. I think it will be perfect actually....Alex and I are both sexy and awesome and we plan to completely SLUT up the competition and flirt with as many people as possible because who doesn't like being a giant whore? We're gonna flirt with as many guys and girls as possible and hopefully make everyone fall in love with us so that no one ever wants to vote us out. The best part is...No one really knows that Alex and I are this close. They may suspect we like each other from some stuff in Arabia, but no one has a clue that we trust each other enough to know that we are going to end together already. This is perfect, and Alex and I plan to keep it as secretive as possible. He is going to align himself with certain people, and I am going to do the same. I already have the who Peru cast connection and I know he's friends with Lorii, Robbie, Allan, etc. So it's like perfect. We can watch out for each other, steer others away from targeting us, and really reap all the benefits that a super tight secret (I hope) alliance has to offer!

Alex and I are already putting our plan into motion. He has been flirting it up big time with Alyssa and trying to make himself seem as stupid and in love with her as possible. It's absolutely hilarious because I've been pushing it the whole time. "Alyssa, that Alex kid is totally in love with you. He loves hot southern blondes, he could totally be your pawn and the extra person we need for our alliance!" And then separately, Alex is acting dumb, telling Zack things like "UM DOES ALYSSA HAVE A BOYFRIEND?" and just making it seem totally like he's in love. He has even skype chatted with Alyssa in which they brought me into the conversation where I "met Alex for the first time." rofl. It was hilarious. I just keep telling Alyssa she can use him and apparently her and Zack are eating it up! Zack and Alyssa mentioned a Peru alliance plus Jeffrey (who aparently Zack is really close with REDFLAG ) and Alex as the other favorites that would stick with us. That's just what I wanted....if Alex ever ends up with Peru on a tribe, they will hopefully have his back and be able to stay in the game . And then obviously I have my connection.

Okay, wow, this is effing long already and I have just started LOL. Sorry Sandy and Corey, it's been a while and I believe it or not I can write even longer novellas these days . Anyway, between speaking with Alex I also talked to Brittany, my HATER! I actually do love Brittany, she (and kinda Kirin) were like the only Peru people that made a point to keep in touch after the game and that rings very importantly. It's weird to be here a year later because now I sorta know how people act towards you outside the game....how much those feelings were real ya know? And I know what Britt and I have is real, we are friends plain and simple . Anyway, we're going to keep pretending we hate each other. In Peru it was just a joke but people seem to ACTUALLY BELIEVE we cannot stand each other!!! It's so funny, and um fuck, why not let them keep believing it? Everyone that asks...I will say "fuck that bitch I hate Brittany" and hopefully others will do the same and never see our close alliance coming. Muahahaha.

Anyway, enough with the old people. As the night progressed I did meet some new people as well. I only seeked out one person and that was LORII the drunken Newf Goddess who I have been dying to meet for a while. I knew coming into this game that if Lorii was in it, I was going to force her to be in an alliance with me so right away I got her AIM, struck up a conversation, and tried to let her know this =P. I think it worked nicely, Lorii and I actually talked for like 4 hours. I probably talked to her more than anyone else BY FAR and the conversation just flowed really nicely. She is hilarious and all of the drunken newf I thought she was and I LOVE it. I would really like to go far with Lorii and that is why I had to get on her good side early. We didn't really talk game except how I briefly mentioned I was going to force her to be in an alliance with me (and it's true, lol). We mostly just talked about nothing and got progressively more tired until the conversation devolved into madness and a complete stupor. It was funny though . I love my NEWFriend Lorii!!

Then, concluding the favorites I got to really meet, there was um.....what his name?....I can't remember. Um OH. Joey! Yes Joey....he's the one that when everyone saw the cast was like "WHAT? Who the eff is this fucker" I know I was. I so expected Tom or Torah over someone like that, buuuuut he did only place once so I guess I wasn't too surprised. I didn't expect much from Joey, he just didn't look or seem all that interesting or like he would be a contender, but god dammit the dude started talking to me and I will admit I underestimated him. He's DEFINITELY a contender but him being such a "Who?!?" could surely hurt him. Don't get me wrong, I did like him and the conversation certainly flowed, but I like everyone in the favorites . Literally....everyone. So anyway, Joey and I talked for a while and he actually like wouldn't shutup. He was SO talkative and that was just surprising. I give him props.

That was it for the favorites....first impressions and all. I still have yet to meet Jeffrey and Allan, and then there's Robbie who I already know.

As for the fans, they were lackluster. The only one I really really got along with was Cole (who isn't even in the game but a possible replacement), who turned out to be an alias of someone I know. LAME! I hate aliases in a game like this that basically revolves around playing as yourself to give it the special iSurv1vor feel!

Then there's Taylor and RB. Now Taylor actually seemed okay and cool, she said I was hot both to myself and to Zack which is good....maybe I can flirt with her? But um idk she is just WEIRD haha. I don't dislike her, but we certainly aren't BFFs yet. I will have to get to know Taylor more. Then there's RB who I really didn't speak with last night (he wasn't in the speaking mood anyway) BUT who I have a big connection with from the past. We are ooolllld allies, and I love RB! He is such a cool guy. I am used to calling him Matt, but I will try to avoid it =P. I don't know how I will handle RB in a game like this with so many close friends, but I did encourage him to apply in the first place, and I'm sure we'll watch out for each other.

All in all, this is an AMAZING cast. Every single favorite is a fucking contender, and there are definitely some good fans too. I think the fans are COMPLETELY outmatched which definitely works for me. I want to knock out the inactive and lame people I don't know before I have to start offing friends -_-. If they beat us though, they deserve it and I will just have to stop underestimating them. Thoughts on all the Faves coming up later...

[erik]

OMG SOUND THE ALARMS!!!!

Allan is POSSIBLY about to accidently post conversations publicly in the Illyria forum. He must think he's in his confessional.

Jun 15, 2009 18:09:10 GMT -5 Allan said:

I usually don't copy and paste conversations, so I will try to keep these short, and only post them if there's significant plotting going on.

Maybe he'll post something before he notices!

*Starts refreshing the page furiously*

[erik]

OMG HE'S DOING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jun 15, 2009 18:16:18 GMT -5 Allan said:

JEFFREY


Foglight75 (6:43:10 PM): I gotta reread about some of you people
Foglight75 (6:43:15 PM): and learn your ways
Its Oh So Bjork (6:43:20 PM):
Foglight75 (6:43:31 PM): hahaha
Its Oh So Bjork (6:43:33 PM): would it make it easier if i just told you that i'm sweet and kind ^_^
Its Oh So Bjork (6:43:35 PM): and honest ^_^
Foglight75 (6:43:43 PM): What I remember about you is that you were not sweet and kind in your journal
Foglight75 (6:43:47 PM): lol
Its Oh So Bjork (6:44:00 PM): lmaoooo but that was not a sweet and kind cast
Its Oh So Bjork (6:44:03 PM): i had to be a little nasty
Foglight75 (6:44:04 PM): Agreed



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Its Oh So Bjork (6:45:37 PM): i know that courtney, not that i care at all what she thinks, cussed me out and blocked me after she read my canada journal lmao
Its Oh So Bjork (6:45:44 PM): which you know what? it actually works out nicer for me
Its Oh So Bjork (6:45:49 PM): because i don't have to talk to her anyway
Foglight75 (6:45:51 PM): hahahaha
Foglight75 (6:45:55 PM): She didnt make the cast
Foglight75 (6:45:59 PM): Although she was funny
Its Oh So Bjork (6:46:24 PM): i'll die if she replaces someone
Foglight75 (6:46:31 PM): hahaha
Its Oh So Bjork (6:46:32 PM): although truly i just want to be the sole canadian
Foglight75 (6:46:39 PM): lol
Its Oh So Bjork (6:46:40 PM): it makes me feel special amonst the peru onslaught
Foglight75 (6:46:46 PM): I am fuine with you being the sole canadian
Foglight75 (6:46:48 PM): I KNOW
Foglight75 (6:46:51 PM): it's all Peru
Its Oh So Bjork (6:47:41 PM): i don't even mind that much to be honest, i just am shocked that there weren't other people to choose from
Foglight75 (6:47:59 PM): I figured there would be a lot more people from earlier seasons
Its Oh So Bjork (6:48:25 PM): i think joey's the earliest? at least that's what i got from sandy's video
Its Oh So Bjork (6:48:32 PM): he's the only one i've never even heard of so i dunno
Foglight75 (6:48:35 PM): Yeah Patagonia was season2
Its Oh So Bjork (6:48:45 PM): damn, that is a while ago
Foglight75 (6:49:09 PM): Do you talk to any of the fans?
Its Oh So Bjork (6:49:48 PM): i haven't yet. and i dunno any of them outside the game.
Its Oh So Bjork (6:49:57 PM): although i did talk to a creepy possible fan replacement
Its Oh So Bjork (6:50:00 PM): this morning
Its Oh So Bjork (6:51:51 PM): he was already trying to make alliances and i was just thinking "umm you're not even in the game right now"



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Its Oh So Bjork (6:54:12 PM): ugh, why does taylorstreet think it's okay to IM him
Its Oh So Bjork (6:54:16 PM): hate him
Its Oh So Bjork (6:54:22 PM): *IM me rather
Foglight75 (6:54:32 PM): hahaha
Foglight75 (6:54:35 PM): You hate taylor?
Foglight75 (6:54:38 PM): he's harmless
Its Oh So Bjork (6:54:42 PM): yes
Its Oh So Bjork (6:54:45 PM): i just hate his face
Foglight75 (6:54:53 PM): hahahah
Foglight75 (6:54:55 PM): so mean
Foglight75 (6:54:56 PM):
Its Oh So Bjork (6:55:00 PM): lmao
Foglight75 (6:55:07 PM): He loves iSurv1vor a little too much
Its Oh So Bjork (6:55:26 PM): yeah, but at least with someone like kirin it's endearing
Foglight75 (6:56:01 PM): hahaha
Foglight75 (6:56:03 PM): That's true
Foglight75 (6:56:05 PM): OMG Kirin
Foglight75 (6:56:10 PM): I forgot about her...she's so sneaky




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Its Oh So Bjork (7:03:04 PM): i like her cause the conversation is always about me when we talk lmao
Foglight75 (7:03:06 PM): Yeah she is

Foglight75 (7:03:08 PM): hahaha
Its Oh So Bjork (7:03:09 PM): and of course who doesn't like to talk about themselves <3
Foglight75 (7:03:12 PM): You like talking about you?
Foglight75 (7:03:18 PM): ok
Its Oh So Bjork (7:03:19 PM): yes
Foglight75 (7:03:20 PM): I will remember
Its Oh So Bjork (7:03:20 PM): i love it lmao
Its Oh So Bjork (7:03:24 PM): good
Foglight75 (7:03:43 PM): I am afraid the videos I amde are gonna screw me over in the game.
Its Oh So Bjork (7:03:54 PM): eh, i don't think so
Its Oh So Bjork (7:03:56 PM): i loved them personally
Foglight75 (7:03:58 PM): LOL People know now who i would ally with and who i would pooch, etc.
Foglight75 (7:04:00 PM): I know
Foglight75 (7:04:03 PM): they're for fun
Foglight75 (7:04:09 PM): maybe
Its Oh So Bjork (7:04:25 PM): i don't think i would ever go after someone for a retarded reason like their videos
Foglight75 (7:05:33 PM): Yeah but you know the intelligence level of some of these peole
Foglight75 (7:05:35 PM): people*
Its Oh So Bjork is available (7:05:49 PM)
Its Oh So Bjork (7:05:48 PM): true
Its Oh So Bjork (7:05:55 PM): i've met some pretty dumb fucking people playing these games
Foglight75 (7:06:02 PM): Oh so have I
Its Oh So Bjork (7:06:14 PM): i would prolly put nothing past anyone

[erik]

Crap, Allan went idle and is apparently at the store. I am contemplating leaving him a message about how he is posting conversations in the wrong board, and about how good ol' Erik is looking out for him and letting him know .

[erik]

Kay so today I was busy sleeping in till 3 PM since I was up so late, getting some sun in the nice weather, and gambling with my friends. But between and after all that I did have some time for iSurv1vorland . I had this hilarious exchange with Alyssa which will be posted in the main confessional because it was pretty funny!

But yeah, I sign on after gambling and this AIM screen name "juicyassistant" IMs me, claiming to be part of the iSurv1vor interviewing team and doing a damn good job of it! Thankfully, I'm not a fucking moron though and a untrusting paranoid bastard that I started asking some questions before I just divulged all my greatest secrets to this random ass person. I asked who it was and the person said they were NOT Juicy, but his assistant and friend Angela. They were very sketchy when explaining to me what would be done with the interview, and that's when I started getting suspicious. Why would some stupid bitch friend Angela help Juice interview iSurv1vors? So stupid. I asked if she had an account on the board and she said "NO". Lmao, yeah right okay. That's when I knew something was up, and thank gawd cause I almost gave her an interview if she didn't try to get the juicy stuff out of me because she's a whore. But anyway, eventually the person told me to ask Juice as proof that she was serious, and of course Juice told me she was not serious because it would be cheating otherwise. I was like "It's Alyssa, isn't it?" and Juice is like "Yeah it is." Ugh....That's now 1 fake interviewer and 2 fake aliases I have spot. It pays not to be a downy . But anyway, once I found out it was Alyssa trying to get game info out of me it was AWN. If it was anyone else I probably woulda been pissed cause I mean....that's kinda crossing the line?1? LOL. You don't trick your allies into doing something like that and come to think of it I should probably be weary of Alyssa for it, but it is Alyssa and I do love her . So yes, anyway, naturally I then decided to fuck with her. I'll let you see the convo for itself:


juicyassistant: Hello. Would you like to do an interview for iSurvivor Live?
Yoshirocks1820: Sure
Yoshirocks1820: I just got back
juicyassistant: Oh perfect!
Yoshirocks1820: from gambling
juicyassistant: Did you win anything?
Yoshirocks1820: I won 5 bucks on the night
Yoshirocks1820: not bad at all
juicyassistant: Oh cool.
Yoshirocks1820: paid for my Taco bell
Yoshirocks1820: mm
juicyassistant: Well that's good
Yoshirocks1820: Is this going to be posted in the spectator lounge?
Yoshirocks1820: or something?
juicyassistant: Yeah. Is that ok?
Yoshirocks1820: Sure I'll just make sure not to say anything incriminating
juicyassistant: If you would rather be able to speak freely
juicyassistant: we will not post it.
Yoshirocks1820: I don't trust the general spectator population
Yoshirocks1820: not after what I saw last season
juicyassistant: Ok, we'll keep it disclosed then.
Yoshirocks1820: and with all-stars and all that
juicyassistant: Are you ready to begin?
Yoshirocks1820: aww what fun is that??
Yoshirocks1820: what's the point if no one is going to see it
Yoshirocks1820: and btw who is "we"?
Yoshirocks1820: I thought it was just Juice
juicyassistant: We're posting it in the iSurivvor Live board.
juicyassistant: No, Justin and I are working together.
Yoshirocks1820: who are you?
juicyassistant: I am not at liberty to disclose that information. But i'm no one in realation to the game. I'm one of Justin's friends.
Yoshirocks1820: lol why not tell me
juicyassistant: My name's Angela.
Yoshirocks1820: are you signed up on the board?
Yoshirocks1820: ...
juicyassistant: No. Im just interviewing and then giving it to justin to post.
Yoshirocks1820: lmao, yeah OKAY
juicyassistant: ..
Yoshirocks1820: you think I'm that stupid?
Yoshirocks1820: nice try
juicyassistant: Do you need justin to confirm this for you?
Yoshirocks1820: yes I do
Yoshirocks1820: Sorry
Yoshirocks1820: Why wouldn't you sign up for the board??
juicyassistant: Oh, because i didnt feel the neeed to.
juicyassistant: Im not actually a part of it, Just helping a friend.
Yoshirocks1820: hmmm
Yoshirocks1820: okay
juicyassistant: He has a lot of interviews to do.
juicyassistant: Are you okay with going through with this?
Yoshirocks1820: this wont be open to the public right?
juicyassistant: Nope.
Yoshirocks1820: Okay fine
Yoshirocks1820: shoot
juicyassistant: Ok.
juicyassistant: 1. Who are you DEFINITELY aligning with and who are you DEFINITELY going after?
Yoshirocks1820: Well
Yoshirocks1820: My biggest alliance right now is Zack I think
Yoshirocks1820: we worked really well together in Peru
Yoshirocks1820: and well there's no reason we can't continue the mastermind alliance now
Yoshirocks1820: plus he's badass at challenges
Yoshirocks1820: as for who I'm definitely going after
Yoshirocks1820: it's hard to say
juicyassistant: So, not clear targets yet?
Yoshirocks1820: I think the only one I DEFINITELY want out...
Yoshirocks1820: right now
juicyassistant: no*
Yoshirocks1820: Is probably Alyssa
Yoshirocks1820: because I know Zack will stick with her over me
Yoshirocks1820: and I can't have Zack all to myself
Yoshirocks1820: if Alyssa is around
Yoshirocks1820: I actually think I have the numbers to get rid of her the first time we go to tribal
Yoshirocks1820: if we are in the same tribe
Yoshirocks1820: I just have to talk to Joey
Yoshirocks1820: hello?
juicyassistant signed off at 2:28:41 AM.


So I come up with the PERFECT worst thing I could possibly say to Alyssa!! Lmao. And it all fit together perfectly and was totally convincing and absolutely harsh and I loved it. I was gonna have her voted out THIS round so I could have Zack who is my real F2 all to myself....lmao. So I tell her this and she absolutely FLIPS OUT.


Yoshirocks1820: ALYSSA!!
Yoshirocks1820: I WAS KIDDING
Yoshirocks1820: LMAO
Yoshirocks1820: I knew it was you stupid
trains offtracks: i hate you.
Yoshirocks1820: hahahahahahaha
Yoshirocks1820: omg
trains offtracks: no srsly
trains offtracks: i dont even wanna play naymore.
trains offtracks: anymore*
Yoshirocks1820: lol why
trains offtracks signed off at 2:29:32 AM.


Aparently she was super upset and about to quit the game or something?? She bitched to Juice and Seb and then blocked me. I was kinda shocked by that after what she tried to pull but it seemed like I really hurt Alyssa and I felt bad. I didn't want to make her upset I was only joking and getting her back . But anyway, after a little while she came back and we actually had a really good long conversation which I never got enough of with Alyssa. It seemed like she was legitimately upset about the prospect of me wanting to backstab her in round one and that made me kind of love her . If there's one thing I learned about Alyssa in Peru, it's that she actually does usually mean what she says. I had a really hard time trusting her and I felt like I really didn't do her justice while in the game because I never knew if I could trust her. I do really like Alyssa though, she's like the funniest person in the world. She could seriously be a comedian. And I'm glad she's in the game .

[erik]

Kay, other than Alyssa.....today I met Allan. I DID decide to be a good friend and tell him about his posting conversations in the public Illyria forum LOL, and just in the knick of time before he got back so hopefully he loves me for that. It sure didn't seem like it though...it was actually really hard to talk to Allan, probably the hardest of anyone I've met so far. I don't know if it was me, or he was busy, or what....but he just didn't seem to wanna talk that much. I was a little disappointed because I expected a lot more lol, but maybe he was just in the middle of something and couldn't talk a lot. Who knowwsssss....I've heard he's quite easy to talk to, so what's wrong with me .


Having met Allan and touched base with Robbie where we didn't talk about anything that important except that we would be watching out for each other, I did speak to some other allies. I talked to Kirin for a while and we basically just talked about how much we loved each other and caught up a bit haha. Kirin is so funny <3. I keep forgetting she's in this game though. Too many Peruvians. There was Zack who said some interesting things:


rock paper zack: and this is good
rock paper zack: cuz like before we can reunite erik/zack
rock paper zack: and compare notes
rock paper zack: and come up with strats
Yoshirocks1820: lmao I know
Yoshirocks1820: the evil duo back again
Yoshirocks1820: ^_^
Yoshirocks1820: I don't even think people think we're close honestly
Yoshirocks1820: idk
rock paper zack: mhm
Yoshirocks1820: They have to be weary of peru in general
rock paper zack: ofc
Yoshirocks1820: but people don't think "Erik and Zack BFFs"
Yoshirocks1820: at least
rock paper zack: yep
rock paper zack: allan did tell me straight up
rock paper zack: that he's terrified of alyssa/zack
rock paper zack:
Yoshirocks1820: haha really
rock paper zack: yeah i was like "ofuck'
Yoshirocks1820: we know he's terrified of alyssa
rock paper zack: mhm xD
rock paper zack: but srsly tho
Yoshirocks1820: but he did say he wants to align with you guys ^_^
rock paper zack: we just can't act all that close
rock paper zack: mhm
rock paper zack: i just hope he's not like fucking us over
rock paper zack: maybe people see us as disconnecting outselves from peru?
Yoshirocks1820: i know
rock paper zack: they all know i "hate" britti atm
Yoshirocks1820: they could
Yoshirocks1820: i mean it is WHAT we would do
rock paper zack: i was talking to juice and jermaine who don't like irin
Yoshirocks1820: if we were close
rock paper zack: kiirn*
rock paper zack: so maybe i could use that to my advantage too
rock paper zack: and you and me
rock paper zack: i dont even think they think we talk
Yoshirocks1820: i doubt it
Yoshirocks1820: and we can keep it that way
rock paper zack: mhm
Yoshirocks1820: maybe even stage a fight
Yoshirocks1820: haha
Yoshirocks1820: who knows
rock paper zack: haha i would love that
Yoshirocks1820: honestly
Yoshirocks1820: we will prolly pwn challenges for a few rounds
Yoshirocks1820: then get split up
Yoshirocks1820: soooo
Yoshirocks1820: might not even matter
rock paper zack: i think so too
rock paper zack: and tbh
rock paper zack: i feel safer on the fans side
Yoshirocks1820: really? do you think the faves want us out?
rock paper zack: mhm
Yoshirocks1820: I havn't gotten to know that many fans
Yoshirocks1820: or well new people in general
rock paper zack: and the fans like me soo
rock paper zack: im only talking to the fans
rock paper zack: because if the faves hate me and want me out already
rock paper zack: why try

rock paper zack: so if we lose
rock paper zack: i think joey leaves?
rock paper zack: i'd want robbie gone
rock paper zack: idl him
rock paper zack:
Yoshirocks1820: yeah some nobody like joey or robbie
Yoshirocks1820: i mean
Yoshirocks1820: we can't really vote anyone else out ya know?
rock paper zack: yep
rock paper zack: lmfao
rock paper zack: i think joey knows he's gone
Yoshirocks1820: he must know he's in trouble
Yoshirocks1820: he was talking up a storm the other night


He's acting like he's my F2 again but I'm really not that stupid. I do not see Zack sticking with me to the Final 2 and unfortunately I already have my F2 this game . I do like Zack, but I'm kinda "meh" about him this time. I think my loyalty lies more with the other Peruvians. Maybe that will change though...I sorta forget how much I did like Zack and Alyssa over our year of basically not talking to each other. Britt still has seniority I think...? Idk. Peru is such a mess. Please let one of them be eliminated in the first challenge (and not me).


Other important conversation was with Brittany with some verrryyyy interesting and good gametalk:

x hay gurl hayy: zack has a huge target on his back just so u know
x hay gurl hayy: someone told me tonite, that like...whenever they hear peru mentioned its alyssa and zacks name that come up
Yoshirocks1820: really?
Yoshirocks1820: I heard from Robbie
Yoshirocks1820: that he didn't like Zack
Yoshirocks1820: so that doesn't so much surprise me
x hay gurl hayy: Yeah Robbie was PISSED
x hay gurl hayy: at the way zack handled the vote thing
Yoshirocks1820: was it robbie who told you? lol
x hay gurl hayy: no
x hay gurl hayy: alex and i were talking tonite
Yoshirocks1820: yeah?
x hay gurl hayy: he said that i shouldnt be worried right now even with peru being a target my name hasnt come up
x hay gurl hayy: and he told me alyssa and zacks did
x hay gurl hayy: which means you're good as well
Yoshirocks1820: yeah that doesn't surprise me


x hay gurl hayy: Allan and I are pretty close too tho
Yoshirocks1820: LOL
Yoshirocks1820: I told him I hated your guts today
x hay gurl hayy: LMFAO
Yoshirocks1820: I was hoping he'd report back to you
Yoshirocks1820: and you'd get a laugh out of it
Yoshirocks1820: i hope that doesn't make him hate me
x hay gurl hayy: lol, well i talked to him at like.... 8 pm
x hay gurl hayy: so if it was after that
x hay gurl hayy: he wouldnt have reported it
x hay gurl hayy: i dont think that allan really takes our hate seriously


x hay gurl hayy: lmao maybe u me and alex and robbie should get in a chat together
x hay gurl hayy: and make some deal
Yoshirocks1820: we totally should
Yoshirocks1820: I like alex and robbie a lot
x hay gurl hayy: yeah me too
x hay gurl hayy: i'm older than all y'all i can me ms robinson


x hay gurl hayy: i'm really pumped about this game, you're like the only one i am telling absolutely liek everything about the game, so i'm reallly trusting you. don't fuck with that
Yoshirocks1820: i know, same here
Yoshirocks1820: don't worry britt
Yoshirocks1820: I promise you can trust me
Yoshirocks1820: we are friends lol
Yoshirocks1820: like outside of the game
Yoshirocks1820: I don't fuck with that
x hay gurl hayy: Lol I know, haha exactly. And I won't pull any bitch moves this time, not on you anyways lol
x hay gurl hayy: I wanna get us to the end lolol


x hay gurl hayy: yeah the relationships are so different now
x hay gurl hayy: but i am kind of glad they are the way they are tbh. i mean it sucks that you're not as close with zack and alyssa anymore, but for me i wasnt realyl connected to them like uwere
Yoshirocks1820: yeah I know


Yeah, that's all the good stuff. Basically, Britt seems to trust me and I do trust her but BITCH IS PLAYIN HARD! She's coming up with her own alliances and I LOVE that Alex and I's plan is coming together. I have been telling him get close to Britt, get close to Alyssa, etc etc, and it's so funny how these people are now incorporating Alex AND myself into their alliances. Alyssa/Zack think Alex will be easy to use for their alliance with Peru + Jeffrey, and Britt obviously thinks Alex would be perfect for our alliance along with Robbie which works for me! They come up with the alliances, it was *all* their ideas, but it was Alex and I's evil plan all along and now we are both in multiple alliances without having to make one ourselves! Yay. Haha.


Anyway, FIRST CHALLENGE was posted. I love the format, I hate the time -_-. I'm supposed to go to Canada with my friends Thursday night, and it is supposed to be awesome. Will I skip an awesome drunken time with my friends for iSurv1vor? Time will tell . I did not whore myself out for three days to go out so stupidly though...I know I can own it and stay in if I am here.

[erik]

Soccerguy5887: i just hope zack doesnt show up
Yoshirocks1820: i know i know
Yoshirocks1820: lol do you hate zack that much/
Soccerguy5887: he wont talk to me
Yoshirocks1820: he likes the fans
Soccerguy5887: well he can join their tribe
Yoshirocks1820: but his BFF Blake ended up being an alias
Yoshirocks1820: LOL
Yoshirocks1820: <3
Soccerguy5887: thats too funny
Yoshirocks1820: We did this challenge in Peru I'm pretty sure, as the first challenge
Yoshirocks1820: Im gonna double check that, but this would probably be an adaptation
Soccerguy5887: i just hope its something i can do quickly
Yoshirocks1820: it's not really something you can help each other with
Soccerguy5887: and i just hope SOMEONE doesnt show up
Soccerguy5887: but it sucks because i literally like everyone besides zack and alyssa
Yoshirocks1820: It's all about how fast you can post
Yoshirocks1820: and move through something
Yoshirocks1820: lol really? I know what you mean
Yoshirocks1820: I pretty much love the faves
Yoshirocks1820: it's ana amazing group
Yoshirocks1820: although i still havn't talked to Jeffrey
Soccerguy5887: i talked to him like allll mornign and then again just now before he left
Yoshirocks1820: lmao really
Soccerguy5887: he is REALLY funny
Soccerguy5887: i havnt had an awkward conversation with anyone yet
Yoshirocks1820: i know
Yoshirocks1820: it's cool
Yoshirocks1820: but will make things difficult




rock paper zack: so i told alyssa
rock paper zack: about liek
rock paper zack: no ones gonna blieve that alyssa/us arent together
rock paper zack: so we gotta make it seem like us 2 aren't with the rest of peru
rock paper zack: we both "hate" britti
rock paper zack: and everyone knows that
Yoshirocks1820: i know i know
rock paper zack: people dont think you and i are close
Yoshirocks1820: do we have anyoe that is gonna stick with us?
rock paper zack: i guess i can bad mouth kirin
rock paper zack: she said she has alex
Yoshirocks1820: okay
Yoshirocks1820: because people want to target Peru
Yoshirocks1820: prolly you and alyssa first
Yoshirocks1820: tbh
Yoshirocks1820: and we need a way to stop that
rock paper zack: oh deff
rock paper zack: do you know who wants us out?
Yoshirocks1820: would Jeffrey vote you out?
Yoshirocks1820: not who
Yoshirocks1820: just that they do
rock paper zack: ohno
rock paper zack: he wouldnt vote me out
Yoshirocks1820: what aboot alyssa?
rock paper zack: not ure
rock paper zack: i would nt let him
rock paper zack: lol
Yoshirocks1820: okay
rock paper zack: me and alyssa want robbie out first
rock paper zack:
Yoshirocks1820: haha really? over joey?
rock paper zack: ya
rock paper zack: she called me earlier today
rock paper zack: we both think he's fishy + that cuts off ANY ties he has with alex
Yoshirocks1820: do you think alex or jeffrey would vote for him?
Yoshirocks1820: Alex and Robbie were like best allies in Arabia
rock paper zack: jeffrey might
rock paper zack: all me and him do is shit talk
rock paper zack: so i'lll see what he thinks about him



More and more it seems to be coming down to Alyssa/Zack vs. Robbie/Maybe Joey for the first vote off. The problem being I can't really vote Robbie, Zack, or Alyssa off. But then again....I can't vote anyone off . The hard part is going to be playing it off each week when I vote out someone that didn't expect it. Hmmmmm. Maybe I'll just not vote them off and instead bullshit my way into no one caring? We'll see. Jeffrey seems to be a major player in all of this somehow. I need to talk to that kid....both Robbie and Zack seem to really like him which is definitely going to be interesting come tribal time. I'm trying to figure out who really wants Zack and Alyssa gone, I have to guess it's mostly Robbie since Britt mentioned a "Source" telling her that's what a lot of people were thinking BUT she claimed it wasn't Robbie because that was my first guess. If not Robbie it has to be like Allan, maybe Joey. Britt mentioned really liking Allan and how she knew he "didn't take our hate seriously", so I have to wonder if those two aren't a lot closer than they appear.

Either way, the next challenge is going to take someone out without any voting and whomever that is could completely change the course of the game. Yes there are some I would probably want to stay over others, but my main focus will be getting myself and Alex through that challenge and into the next round so that our Strategy can carry us through the rest of the game .

[erik]

I need to start IMing more people. I was kind of....occupied most of today :X. And well I still havn't even talked to Jeffrey and according to Zack, Alex, Alan, Joey, AND Robbie and probably some other people I'm forgetting Jeffrey is just SO AMAZING . Realistically, he probably is pretty cool. He kinda reminds me of myself....random...funny...likable. Unfortunately though, that's my role, so a part of me really wants to target Jeffrey and I may just do that. Being so well liked by everyone is not good for me, I don't care how cool he is. Fucker needs to GO. I'm hoping to use the "Zack and him are BFF" angle to do that but Zack will always be a target before him and once Zack is gone it wont work . Owell. I'll find a way.

So anyway, today was the birth of PERBIA. This is the name of the alliance I have with Alex, Robbie, and Britt. I love this alliance because it wasn't my idea at all and yet it's with people that I both trust and wanted to go far with anyway. The bad news is that it's obviously against Alyssa and Zack (and Kirin?? What is she doing lol...prolly studying for exams) soooo idk. I'm at such a crossroads. I love Alyssa and Zack...and Kirin...and I don't want to side against them but they are digging a grave for themselves and it's looking less and less like Peru is gonna hold together. Everyone is friends with Jeffrey and I don't think Zack has him, and then Alex does NOT like Zack and wants to vote him out. And who WANTS Peru to stick? As much as I love Peru, I hated BB6 in BBAS (which Zack has compared us to many times) and I would hate myself if I was anything like that ! Idk if I can do it. I certainly don't want to vote them out, they are my friends <3. So I'm hoping someone else, or the ELIMINATOR challenge coming up soon, will do it for me .

Alex and I had a bit of strategy talk....very important for our overall plans and also some more interesting info about Jeffrey:


Emmett MonkeyMan: robbie, britti, jeffrey, you and lorii
Emmett MonkeyMan: so we can both soar through it
Emmett MonkeyMan: i just need you there so that you dont get elimnd
Yoshirocks1820: whatchu mean
Yoshirocks1820: robbie britt jeffrey me and lorii
Emmett MonkeyMan: people ive agreed to "help each other out during the chall}"
Yoshirocks1820: oh really? jeffrey?
Emmett MonkeyMan: we get along great
Yoshirocks1820: every single person
Yoshirocks1820: has told me that
Emmett MonkeyMan: unless youve heard differently?
Yoshirocks1820: i still havn't talked to him
Emmett MonkeyMan: seriously?
Yoshirocks1820: yup
Emmett MonkeyMan: he is a great dude
Yoshirocks1820: zack and him are best friends
Emmett MonkeyMan: def fake and playing goofy
Yoshirocks1820: allan loves him
Yoshirocks1820: joey said he loved him
Emmett MonkeyMan: omg they are?
Emmett MonkeyMan: fml
Yoshirocks1820: and umm who else
Yoshirocks1820: OH
Yoshirocks1820: robbie
Yoshirocks1820: loves him
Emmett MonkeyMan: i told jeffrey i wasnt too fond of zach FML
Yoshirocks1820: all those people told me they loved jeffrey


Emmett MonkeyMan: zach n alyssa will target robbie
Emmett MonkeyMan: cause alyssa and joey are friends
Yoshirocks1820: alyssa and joey are???
Yoshirocks1820: since when
Emmett MonkeyMan: since yesterday
Yoshirocks1820: that must be why they changed their mind
Yoshirocks1820: how you know that
Emmett MonkeyMan: alyssa said he was her friends
Yoshirocks1820: zack wanted joey out first
Yoshirocks1820: then changed to robbie
Emmett MonkeyMan: ooo
Emmett MonkeyMan: yeah thats why


Emmett MonkeyMan: lorii and allan seem close to alyssa
Yoshirocks1820: lorii does?
Yoshirocks1820: I havn't talked like an OUNCE of strategy with Lorii
Yoshirocks1820: lmao
Emmett MonkeyMan: well she skypes with her i think
Yoshirocks1820: so I have no idea
Yoshirocks1820: oh really
Emmett MonkeyMan: ive heard so
Yoshirocks1820: hmm
Emmett MonkeyMan: idk ill ask her tomorrow
Yoshirocks1820: i think zack will be their first target
Yoshirocks1820: okay good idea
Emmett MonkeyMan: and then theres kirin
Yoshirocks1820: you are good to get info on the perus
Emmett MonkeyMan: who is an island
Yoshirocks1820: they wont wanna tell me
Emmett MonkeyMan: yup
Yoshirocks1820: because they are afraid im with peru
Emmett MonkeyMan: an you are good at getting infro from the perus
Yoshirocks1820: and then i can get info from the perus
Yoshirocks1820: hehe ^_^


Yoshirocks1820: robbie is supah close with jeffrey too
Yoshirocks1820: erm
Yoshirocks1820: JOEY
Yoshirocks1820: not jeffrey
Yoshirocks1820: lol
Yoshirocks1820: he just likes jeffrey
Emmett MonkeyMan: i think jeffrey should go early
Emmett MonkeyMan: oh
Yoshirocks1820: im gonna talk to jeffrey and see if i like him
Emmett MonkeyMan: joey, eh
Emmett MonkeyMan: i am not too worried
Yoshirocks1820: but honestly
Yoshirocks1820: i think he's a threat.
Emmett MonkeyMan: if i had to choose zach, jefffrey and joey wil be the first three
Yoshirocks1820: everyone loves him
Emmett MonkeyMan: he realy is, he is super smart
Yoshirocks1820: and i just dont see jeffrey going to the end with us ya know?
Yoshirocks1820: therefore he must go early


Yoshirocks1820: ummm if i had to think of a boot list......
Yoshirocks1820: it would be
Yoshirocks1820: (from closest to least close)
Emmett MonkeyMan: so you dont carry the winner target all by yourself
Yoshirocks1820: Alex, Britt, Lorii, Robbie, Alyssa, Kirin, Joey, Allan, Zack, Jeffrey
Yoshirocks1820: and i wouldn't vote zack out, i just think he'll leave early
Emmett MonkeyMan: oh
Yoshirocks1820: what about for you?
Emmett MonkeyMan: closeness
Emmett MonkeyMan: erik, lorii, allan/robbie,brittialyssa,joey kirin, zach
Yoshirocks1820: aw you wuv lorii that much too?
Emmett MonkeyMan: yeah
Emmett MonkeyMan: we are very similar
Yoshirocks1820: we should try and rope her into an alliance, i love lorii
Yoshirocks1820: then we can have alliances with everyone
Emmett MonkeyMan: lol
Emmett MonkeyMan: i kind of already do
Yoshirocks1820: i know same
Yoshirocks1820: your ideal boot order?
Emmett MonkeyMan: erik, lorii, britti, allan, alyssa, kirin?, robbie, jeffrey/joey, zach
Yoshirocks1820: lol
Yoshirocks1820: i cant believe you want robbie out so early



Oh and I heard Jeffrey cybered with Cole aka Sebastian...

[erik]

Oh god....tonight was certainly one for the ages....I don't even know how to describe it really. Hehe. Let some of the conversations speak for themselves...


Yoshirocks1820: can we be evil this game britt?!?
Yoshirocks1820: like the evil hateful duo
x hay gurl hayy: yes!
Yoshirocks1820: making babies cry
x hay gurl hayy: god that would be awesome
Yoshirocks1820: and every single cast member
x hay gurl hayy: we should win an award for best duo evar
x hay gurl hayy: LOIL
Yoshirocks1820: as we crush them
Yoshirocks1820: lmao
x hay gurl hayy: not only do we crush your dreams, but we crush your souls as well
Yoshirocks1820: and eat them
Yoshirocks1820: mmm soul pie
x hay gurl hayy: delicious
Yoshirocks1820: muahahaha
Yoshirocks1820: and their faces
Yoshirocks1820: we can eat their faces too
Yoshirocks1820: ?
x hay gurl hayy: god playing with you again is so priceless.
x hay gurl hayy: you can eat their faces
x hay gurl hayy: ill just uhm watch i suppose
Yoshirocks1820: ew britt
Yoshirocks1820: you are into some SICK shit
x hay gurl hayy: LMFAO
Yoshirocks1820:
x hay gurl hayy: you're eating their faces
Yoshirocks1820: prolly touching yourself while I do it
Yoshirocks1820: you masterbate in the corner
Yoshirocks1820: lmao
Yoshirocks1820: perfect
x hay gurl hayy: no, i don't need to do that
x hay gurl hayy: ill steal someones soul and make them have sex with me first
Yoshirocks1820: ooo
Yoshirocks1820: OR
Yoshirocks1820: you can rape their dead bodies?
Yoshirocks1820: who needs souls when you have bodies?!?
x hay gurl hayy: you are wayyyy to excited about that
Yoshirocks1820: okay so our boot order
Yoshirocks1820: should be
Yoshirocks1820: who's dead body does brittany wanna have sex with first?






Yoshirocks1820: I have aids
Yoshirocks1820: fyi
SoJoeysLike: twinsies
Yoshirocks1820: OMG
Yoshirocks1820: yay
Yoshirocks1820: im not alone
SoJoeysLike: When I was 20
SoJoeysLike: they thought I had ball cancer

Yoshirocks1820: I don't have AIDs btw
SoJoeysLike: omg me either
SoJoeysLike: twinsies x 2

Yoshirocks1820: I was born with 3 balls
SoJoeysLike: shut up you were not
Yoshirocks1820: twinsies?!
Yoshirocks1820: dammit
Yoshirocks1820: yeah
SoJoeysLike: i thought i had 3
SoJoeysLike: but i realized the 3rd was actually my adams apple
Yoshirocks1820: lmao
Yoshirocks1820: I thought I had 4
Yoshirocks1820: but the 4th one ended up being my tiny penis
Yoshirocks1820:


There was so much, so much more retardedness. Way too much for one night....And to top it off, I got COLE to tell me about his CYBERSEXING with Jeffrey! LMAO yay. Not as good as the real convo which I tried to get, but close:


colecaliboi: then *WALKS TO BEDROOM*
colecaliboi: he like threw the door down i think he said i forget
colecaliboi: but he pushed me on the bed and was like
colecaliboi: *unzips pants*
Yoshirocks1820:
colecaliboi: *SUCKS MONSTER*
Yoshirocks1820: did you suck his pee pee
colecaliboi: LOLOLOL
Yoshirocks1820: LOL
colecaliboi: OMG THIS IS HIM SAYING IT!
colecaliboi: then he's like oh yeah baby
colecaliboi: *takes monster outta my mouth* and then he's like *moves on sucking on cole's balls* -____-
colecaliboi: and then he was like IM NOT DONE!
Yoshirocks1820: Aahahahahaha
colecaliboi: *gets on coles disco stick*
Yoshirocks1820: oh shiat
colecaliboi: OMG I KNOW!
Yoshirocks1820: jeffrey likes it up the ass?
colecaliboi: i was like omggggg yes he does appartently
colecaliboi: so i was like k :-)
Yoshirocks1820: rofl
colecaliboi: and he's like GRAB MY ASS!
Yoshirocks1820: so amazing
colecaliboi: so i did that lolol
Yoshirocks1820: ahahaha
colecaliboi: and he's like *BOUNCES UP AND DOWN*
Yoshirocks1820: oh shit
Yoshirocks1820: graphic
Yoshirocks1820: :X
colecaliboi: and then he got off
colecaliboi: and was likeeeeeee
Yoshirocks1820:
colecaliboi: *collapses on cole* and cole shoots cum into his mouth while he swallows
colecaliboi: :X
colecaliboi: LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Yoshirocks1820: LOL
Yoshirocks1820: omg


And as if the night couldn't get any more perfect...........I discovered something terrible and hideous within this game. However, I will need another post in order to describe it...

[erik]

**SOUND THE ALARMS**


Innocent Bystander: Oh my GOD IT'S HIM!!! He's back! No! NOOO!!! PLEASE LEAVE ME AL--...

Everyone looks in terror as the innocent bystander is squashed and ripped apart

a woman screams, several people drop to their death in complete fear, there is blood everywhere

Someone can be heard yelling...

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! IT'S WORSE THAN WE EVER IMAGINED!!!

ITS...ITS...











JOEL!!!! AHHHH!!!!!

The entire community of iSurv1vorland is petrified with fear. Will they survive?!?




Everyone begins running as fast as they can, trying to escape their doom. But then....Joel reveals himself to be SATAN!!!





He starts breathing fire and everyone begins dropping like flies. Soon the whole community is burning in a blaze of agony. There were no isurvivors.

THE END.

[erik]

So, I thought this was relevant since it's the only conversation I'll ever have with "Bradley". I started talking to the guy and he gave off maaaajor alias vibes:



Yoshirocks1820: wutup B-Dawg
brad630dawg: Are we allowed to talk?
Yoshirocks1820: Yeah of course!
Yoshirocks1820: you know who I am?
brad630dawg: I've heard.
Yoshirocks1820: lol what have you heard
Yoshirocks1820: a lot of the fans are making friends on the faves
Yoshirocks1820: is what I have heard
Yoshirocks1820: I havn't really spoken to many though
Yoshirocks1820: and you seemed cool so I thought i'd hit you up
brad630dawg: I didn't know I was allowed to talk to people on the other trbe.
Yoshirocks1820: oh I mean ask sandy to be sure but lots of people have been doing it
brad630dawg: I am sorry, this is my first game ever. So am clueless.
Yoshirocks1820: oh seriously?
brad630dawg: Yes seriosuly.
Yoshirocks1820: that's awesome
Yoshirocks1820: how did you hear about it haha
brad630dawg: I guess. I am kind of nervous.
Yoshirocks1820: what for?
brad630dawg: I found the facebook group at random.
brad630dawg: I don't know how these games work, and I am sure people can get pretty bitchy.
Yoshirocks1820: yeah it can get pretty intense
Yoshirocks1820: i mean i assume you saw that one thread before the game started
Yoshirocks1820: where everyone was bitching each other out haha
brad630dawg: I kind of followed it. It kind of scared me though.
Yoshirocks1820: aw why
Yoshirocks1820: not everyone is that crazy
brad630dawg: I was just like what the hell am I getting myself into.
Yoshirocks1820: lol aw it's okay
brad630dawg: Do you mind if I brb?
Yoshirocks1820: you'll be fine
Yoshirocks1820: no go ahead
Yoshirocks1820: lemme know when you get back
brad630dawg: Okay, I will be back in a few minutes.
Yoshirocks1820: kayyy
brad630dawg: Sorry about that I am back!
Yoshirocks1820: welcome back!
brad630dawg: Thanks.
Yoshirocks1820: so why did you decide to play?
Yoshirocks1820: are you like a huge survivor fan?
brad630dawg: I do enjoy the show. I had heard about these games. Don't really have much on plate for the summer, so thought maybe I would get them a try.
Yoshirocks1820: yah for sure they are tons of fun
Yoshirocks1820: don't be too intimidated by the drama
Yoshirocks1820: it's mostly just good fun
Yoshirocks1820: get to meet a lot of awesome people
brad630dawg: I am going to try not too. Everyone seems nice so far, but that could just be me being too naive.
Yoshirocks1820: yeah it's possible
Yoshirocks1820: everyone always seems nice on day 1
Yoshirocks1820: :/
Yoshirocks1820: it's when they start voting you it it becomes a problem
Yoshirocks1820: lol
brad630dawg: I'm sure.
Yoshirocks1820: Do you have facebook?
brad630dawg: I do. I don't have much on it or anything. I just got it because I thought I absolutely HAD to have one to play.
Yoshirocks1820: really? no myspace or anything?
brad630dawg: Nope. I never got into the whole craze of them. Seems there are a lot of people who want to stalk and get all up in people's business.
Yoshirocks1820: yeah I know whatcha mean
Yoshirocks1820: wanna friend me?
Yoshirocks1820: what is your name
brad630dawg: Frankly I don't need people getting all up in my shit! LOL. I tend to be fairly reserved, but I do like Facebook, and may use it more.
brad630dawg: Bradley Williams
brad630dawg: If you have trouble finding me. I am in the iSurvivor group on there, and Sandy is my friend.
Yoshirocks1820: oh you have like no friends lol
brad630dawg: I know. Like I said I don't really use it much.
Yoshirocks1820: i friended you
brad630dawg: Cool.
Yoshirocks1820: So what kinda stuff have you heard about me?
Yoshirocks1820: you said you heard things lol
brad630dawg: I just knew who you were is all when I saw the screen name. I know you won one of the seasons.
Yoshirocks1820: oh haha cool
brad630dawg: So it must mean you are good at these games.
Yoshirocks1820: haha I guess im okay
Yoshirocks1820: so where do you go to college
Yoshirocks1820: where are you from and all that
brad630dawg: I am from a small town of Celina, Ohio
brad630dawg: I don't go to college. I waiter full time.
Yoshirocks1820: oh that's too bad haha
Yoshirocks1820: what high school did you go to?
Yoshirocks1820: I'm near ohio
brad630dawg: Are you really?
Yoshirocks1820: yeah
Yoshirocks1820: Michigan
brad630dawg: Cool.
Yoshirocks1820: I might recognize it we actually played some ohio teams
brad630dawg: Went to Celina High School
Yoshirocks1820: coo beans, never heard of it
Yoshirocks1820: do you have any more pictures?
Yoshirocks1820: the one on the banner is so close up lmao
brad630dawg: Haha! I had a few on my facbook.
brad630dawg: have*
Yoshirocks1820: oh really cool i'll check em out
brad630dawg: I really do need to put some more up. I may do that tonight.
brad630dawg: So do you have a girlfriend?
Yoshirocks1820: nope
Yoshirocks1820: do you?
brad630dawg: Nope. Have no desire to right now either.
Yoshirocks1820: aw too bad
Yoshirocks1820: Im gonna go see the hangover!
Yoshirocks1820: byeeee
Yoshirocks1820: nice meeting you
brad630dawg: Okay. Nice meeting you.



I am verrryyy experienced when it comes to finding aliases and interrogating people. I can spot scumbag alias from a mile away, and this one was just TOO obvious. I mean....he claims to have found iSurv1vor on facebook, but then says he only got a facebook because he thought he needed one for iSurv1vor. HELLO? Are you retarded?? Ugh...people are so dumb. He takes forever to name his high school, he has no myspace, he doesn't attend college, and he's just plain a total nobody . OKAY.

So I contact Sandy and get his IP, and we track it, and low and behold the IP is from Texas. Not Ohio. Big surprise? So I'm pretty sure he's an alias but I had to go to the movies. I come back later, and while I'm having a retarded old time with Brittany and Joey, I realize I still have the IP and I remember that "Bradley" seemed to know who I was at the beginning of the conversation. He KNEW that Yoshirocks was me even though he claimed to never play an ORG before. Total bullshit. So I get the brilliant plan to run Lucky's IP on the IP checker for my website. If any member of the hundreds on the site which I know all of ever used that IP at ANY point in time, it would tell me (Technology <3). And, low and behold, I get one match. LUCKY aka KYLEE aka JOEL! Ew. Needless to say, I IMMEDIATELY freaked out to everyone because I already caught Joel's stanky ass in Peru. I couldn't believe he tried to get in here to:


Yoshirocks1820: OMG
Yoshirocks1820: OMGOMG
Yoshirocks1820: BRITT
Yoshirocks1820: I JUST FOUND OUT WHO BRADLEY IS
Yoshirocks1820: OMGOMGOMG
Yoshirocks1820: OMGOMG
Yoshirocks1820: OMGOMOMG
Yoshirocks1820: OMGOMGOMG
Yoshirocks1820: OM MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
x hay gurl hayy: WHO
Yoshirocks1820: IT'S
Yoshirocks1820: KYLEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Yoshirocks1820: JOEL
Yoshirocks1820: OMG
x hay gurl hayy: OMG
Yoshirocks1820: OMG
Yoshirocks1820: OMGOMG
x hay gurl hayy: HES GOTTA GO
Yoshirocks1820: HE'S GONE




Yoshirocks1820: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!
SoJoeysLike: what?!
Yoshirocks1820: it's Joel
Yoshirocks1820: from one of the earlier seasons
SoJoeysLike: whose joel
Yoshirocks1820: ugly Joel
Yoshirocks1820: from iSurv1vor
SoJoeysLike: brad=joel?
Yoshirocks1820: YES
SoJoeysLike: NO
Yoshirocks1820: YES!!!!!!!!!!
SoJoeysLike: NO
Yoshirocks1820: FUCKING YES
SoJoeysLike: HE'S FROM MY SEASON!!!!!!
SoJoeysLike: ERIK
SoJoeysLike: HE FUCKING IMED ME TODAY
Yoshirocks1820: OH MY GOD
Yoshirocks1820: IT'S HIM
Yoshirocks1820: IM TELLING YOU
Yoshirocks1820: 100% sure
SoJoeysLike: he said
SoJoeysLike: "omg, i saw the website, lucky bitch you got cast, im jealous"
Yoshirocks1820: oh my God
Yoshirocks1820: it's him
Yoshirocks1820: without a doubt
SoJoeysLike: i was like..lol yea i did
Yoshirocks1820: I just ran his IP
Yoshirocks1820: through the ORG website I admin
Yoshirocks1820: to see if anything came up
Yoshirocks1820: and he came up.
SoJoeysLike: he was like...hows the game going so far?...
Yoshirocks1820: it's 100%
SoJoeysLike: and i was like..it hasnt even started yet
SoJoeysLike: hes online
SoJoeysLike: right now
SoJoeysLike: lmao
Yoshirocks1820: oh my god
SoJoeysLike: is brad on?
Yoshirocks1820: he's idle
SoJoeysLike: how long as he been on?
Yoshirocks1820: 8 hours 42 minutes
SoJoeysLike: OH
SoJoeysLike: MY
SoJoeysLike: GOD
SoJoeysLike: SO HAS JOEL!!!!
Yoshirocks1820: OH MY GOD IT'S HIM
Yoshirocks1820: *kills self*


So thanks to Joey, we piece together even MORE evidence. Joel and Bradley just *happen* to be online for the exact same amount of time. Bradley is obviously without a doubt an alias, and we tried to bring him into a chatroom with everyone online (Me, Britt, Alyssa, and Joey) so we could call him out (Okay, I tried to do that haha). Unfortunately, Joel never came but we did have a good ol' fashioned Joel bashing:


trains offtracks: get a new hobby
trains offtracks: knit maybe? <3
Yoshirocks1820: seriously
SoJoeysLike: I remember him telling me before the cast was announced
Yoshirocks1820: and a makeover <3
trains offtracks: ahaaaha
trains offtracks: amen!
SoJoeysLike: "sandy and I are so tight, he will def give me a spot"
Yoshirocks1820: ROFL
Yoshirocks1820: right
trains offtracks: i remember him posting on a facebook iS group like
trains offtracks: "omg i have grown so much since then"
Yoshirocks1820: riiiiiiiiiiiight
trains offtracks: the kylee days.
SoJoeysLike: the mole on his chin has maybe
trains offtracks: lolollllo
trains offtracks: HAHA!
Yoshirocks1820: then he is an alias in Sandy's game
Yoshirocks1820: pft
x hay gurl hayy: LOL
Yoshirocks1820: LOL


That mole is HUGE! JOEL MOLE! Ahahahaha! Stop sneaking into games you bitch! Especially with me, because it's becoming more and more apparent that I am.......




the





ALIAS SLAYER!!!


I caught Cole as being an alias, I suspected Blake to be an alias (and for him to be Patrick at that!), I caught Alyssa posing as an interviewer and didn't fall for dat shit, and I caught Joel as Bradley, who even seemed SCARED to talk to me because the POS knew I'm not an idiot. Bitches better watch out, because they don't stand a chance against me. It feels good to help rid the game of the scum before it even begins .

Alias Slayer OUT!

[erik]

I need to stop writing so many confessionals, I feel bad for anyone that has to read all this garbage. I really don't even feel like I've written that much lmao. WHERE ARE MY SURVIVAL POINTS NOW?!?!

Bah.

[erik]

This challenge sucks. Right now I am feeling secure but I am playing god, looking at the potential losers and trying to decide who I want to try to save. I love them all . Hmm....

I didn't know where else to post this, so my answer for the tiebreaker is... 401 Licks.

[erik]

I feel like such a dick right now. I love Kirin. I don't know what to do. I don't know who to screw.

[erik]

Okay so it's time for a nice huge confessional to describe how this EPIC challenge went down exactly. Okay, so I skip Canada with my friends to do the challenge, but not really because I was going to have to move a planned day with my cousin to go to Canada anywayyy. But then I had to avoid my cousin for like 5 hours and miss half of my TAR5 marathon. SO PISSED! Ugh. But owell. I was here on time and ready for a fucking challenge.

The shit begins, and I go right to Puzzle 2. It is math related (which I own at) and looks simple enough, but I took my sweet merry time thinking I could get it first. I solve it in like 10 mins and OF COURSE stupid Jason posts right before me and takes it! Wasted time. THEN i go to puzzle like 25 and make a quick guess, then of course AGAIN I go to puzzle 26....the IMPOSSIBLE puzzle. Well little did I know it was like impossible, I sit on my ass and try that stupid puzzle for like 20-30 minutes, wasting away the most important time period of the challenge when all the good stuff was up for grabs. I eventually have to give up because UH OH....I have ZERO fucking points.

Anyway, at the start of the challenge, my alliance (Robbie, Brittany, Alex, and Myself) met in a chat room and decided of course we would work together. This was kinda hard for what seemed like a very "Every Man For Himself" challenge, but after a while we did begin helping each other. I was in another room with Zack, Kirin, and Britt but that one wasn't that helpful and I mostly concentrated on my alliance's room. Anyway, like I said, we did begin helping each other. Thankfully Alex told me about Puzzle 30 <3, which was word chains with a TON of pts up for grabs. My main goal of this whole challenge was just to get Alex and I safely through and THEN worry about other people. So I started solving and I gave Alex like two of my solutions, and took two for myself, and we racked up some nice pts! I think I got one other puzzle and Alex got one other one, and some other random stuff, but we were looking pretty safe . Robbie and Britt both got puzzles, and Robbie decided to post early for the flame pts.

After about 2-3 hours, everyone began just giving up and lighting their flames, going for the flames instead. I, however, knew better and knew very well there were many points to be made possibly, and that they far outweighed the small amount of flame points I would get. So, as it became apparent my alliance was the only people left working on the challenge, I thought to myself ya know...we could figure out how many points everyone has and actually maybe control who LEAVES! Vote someone out with our alliance without them even knowing, and make sure no one we liked fell into the bottom. I was very concerned for Lorii and others. So anyway, my alliance and I start working together furiously to see where people had definitely points, where puzzles were definitely over, where they were possibly still open, and where people could still earn points, collecting all the data we could. I made a very nice excel spreadsheet that outlined all of this. I definitely then used that information to my advantage....I could not only kinda control who goes, but also save people and make them love me . Free allies!

So, having totaled everything up, I discovered that Joey and Lorii, prolly my two faaaavorite people that I didn't know before this game that I have met, were in the bottom two slots. I was pretty devastated because I was not ready to lose either when I had just met them and it just didn't seem their time to go! I didn't wanna see 1 of the 3 people from earlier seasons go...I like variety. But anyway, the next closest person was KIRIN with 30 pts. Lorii had like 20 and Joey 18. I really wanted to help Joey, BUT at the same time I did not want to screw Lorii over by doing that. SO? I started saving people...


1. OPERATION SAVE LORII ~ Lorii was my main priority. I feel as though I can trust Lorii, we both like each other, and I want to go far with her in this game! Not ready to lose the Newf so quickly. So, I actually figured out the answer to one of the puzzles last night that no one else had gotten. I PMed Lorii the answer to this puzzle (worth 20 pts) and basically said your torch points are not worth a lot, so delete your torch and put yourself safely in third! She didn't do this right away (I don't blame her haha, it was kinda confusing) but when I came online the next day and caught her, she trusted me and decided to do it! She posted the answer I had found and scored 20 pts, then scored another 4 herself, putting herself in a safe position . With Lorii safe, I could look at my other options...


2. OPERATION SAVE JOEY ~ Having saved Lorii, I could then save Joey too. At this point, I was actually willing to lose Kirin (SORRY KIRIN <3). She had just seemed kinda super UTR this game and mainly, I kinda wanted someone from Peru to leave....I didn't want this to be Peru Redux, and well, my F2 in this game is not Peru . I'd have to backstab them all eventually, and I really didn't want to do that. I thought this might be a nice and easy way to knock one off so I wouldn't have to feel terrible later. So, I decided to try and convince Joey to drop his 15 Torch Pts and go for more, because he would be out if he didn't try. Well, it worked, and he decided to go for it. I found him 1 puzzle worth 10 points, and then I found him another puzzle worth 25 pts that no one had posted correctly, easily putting Joey in a safe position as well. Having saved Joey, I was comfortable, but then.......Kirin decides to IM me -_-. I had forgotten how much I loved Kirin, and she was just so sweet and innocent haha. I love kirin. I couldn't just let her go like that, totally screwing her . I would have felt dreadful. But....I had to screw someone over. It was a touch choice, but it did lead me to...


3. OPERATION SAVE KIRIN ~ Okay, so I just had to at least TRY and save Kirin because my conscious weighed too much =P. I had updated my excel spreadsheet with all the puzzles people had claimed and there was only 2 ways really for Kirin to earn points. She was then (estimated) at 30 pts total, the lowest, and Zack I thought had 35, the next lowest. I thought Kirin had to make a move, or she was toast. So I texted her and told her to get her ass online. I found her 10 cities in the crossword puzzle, and I gave her all of them. I tried helping her with the other puzzle, but she didn't get any. I let her post her flame before Alex and I so she'd get an extra point, and I was just hoping she'd have enough. I thought it was gonna be close though!


Results were posted, and as expected, Zack went home. I don't think he has any idea that this was a planned execution, and I feel really bad about it because I do like Zack, but this was a decision I had to make among friends. Like which one do I screw and let go home first between my favorite people?? Ugh. But anyway, everyone I had saved was SUPER appreciative. I think all 3 of them literally think I saved their ass and they owe their staying in the game to me, and ya know, dat's pretty damn good! Saving 3 people in one round I think is a new record for me, usually it's just one with a vote or something. But I tell ya, the best allies come from people you save . They tend to remember that very often, so I am feeling good about it. Here's a little taste of what they said to me:


LoriiHearn: I will never vote you out because of this.. ever.
LoriiHearn: you really had my back
Yoshirocks1820: aw of course Lorii <3

LoriiHearn: LOVES LOVES LOVES LOVES
LoriiHearn: YAR
LoriiHearn: FACE
Yoshirocks1820: Loriiii!!
Yoshirocks1820: Yayz to surviving!!
LoriiHearn: Dsufgdsljngnol\hbte
LoriiHearn: thats actually all i can write


SoJoeysLike: thank you so much erik
SoJoeysLike: you have my WORD
SoJoeysLike: if i made it
SoJoeysLike: i have your back
Yoshirocks1820: sure thing joey


Soccerguy5887 (8:55:54 PM): either way
Soccerguy5887 (8:55:56 PM): thank you for helping joey out
Yoshirocks1820 (8:56:07 PM): of course, I like joey a lot


bbtarsurvivor13: k done!!
bbtarsurvivor13: TYY <3333 i owe you my life, just like i did on the first round of peru

bbtarsurvivor13: yay!! thanks again erik!! <33 you're the bestest ally evar!!
Yoshirocks1820: of course Kirin


Oh, and I just loved Robbie's reaction to me pulling all this shit, LMAO. He didn't even know about Lorii:

Soccerguy5887 (8:51:10 PM): you are amazing
Yoshirocks1820 (8:53:09 PM): lmao
Yoshirocks1820 (8:53:18 PM): did Joey tell you?
Soccerguy5887 (8:53:35 PM): yes
Soccerguy5887 (8:53:38 PM): and he told me about kirin
Yoshirocks1820 (8:53:43 PM): hahahaha
Soccerguy5887 (8:53:48 PM): like wtf how did u....youre a threat and im getting u voted out



Hahaha, I feel like kind of a dick, but I did care enough to save all these people and I do really care about them all . Lorii and Joey are great and Kirin omg, I just love her lol. She just makes me laugh...

bbtarsurvivor13: i would have expected you and allan to be targets but no one really cares i dont think
bbtarsurvivor13: because you and allan are the 2 nicest people, so like last time, no one will vote for you 2!

Rofl, and then she says how funny and awesome it would be if Allan and I made F2. Like she wouldn't even care if it happened. Hahahaha <3. I'm glad I helped Kirin stay, although....she might have been ahead of Zack anyway! Rofl. I don't really know, it woulda been close. But it's the thought that counts right?!



So anyway.....the last question...WHY ZACK??

Zack was my closest ally from Peru, I plotted with him, I always worked with him and we stuck together through the whole thing. I still really like Zack and I was happy to play with him again. It was such a hard decision to make for me, but a few factors went into it. For one, Zack didn't really try to contact me once after Peru ended. Britt, Kirin, and I think even Alyssa made attempts, but Zack didn't really seem to care. That rings loudly, cause you kinda see who your reals friends are, and maybe Zack wasn't? Idk. But that was part of it. Secondly, Zack has been mentioning more and more that he is closer with the fans than he is the favorites. This worries me and poses a big problem, because like all of my allies are on the faves tribe! I can't have him waiting to screw over my allies, I need the faves to be strong, so someone like Zack with connections and planning to jump ship kinda had to go...Thirdly, I saved THREE people by sending Zack home instead. That is such a huge strategical accomplishment and could help me a lot! Think it's worth it considering Lorii, Kirin, and Joey are all friends too. Might as well right? Finally, Alex sorta clashed with Zack. Apparently things got a little heated between my Final 2 partner and Zack/Alyssa in the challenge, and I can't have them after my best ally. It really seemed best to get rid of Zack, because then...I have my alliance of 4, PLUS I have 3 people I just saved. I'm in a good position! It had to be done .

So anyway, now I sit on top (for who knows how long ) with a lot of people I really like and trust! You've got my great alliance of 4, you got Lorii and Joey who I'm getting closer and closer to. You got Kirin who I love and I trust a lot more in this game after what transpired. And then you got Alyssa who I still LOVE and who I hope is still on my side. I am hoping that Alyssa doesn't just become an easy target with Zack gone. I wanna see her step it up and play! And who knows, maybe she can be my connection to the fans. I'm hoping that by targeting "threats" in Jeffrey and Allan, we can spare Alyssa until a change up and she can survive <3. Because yeah, oddly enough, the two people I am least close to are probably the two biggest social threats. As cool and awesome as Allen and Jeffrey probably are, I kinda have to target them?? So I guess that's the plan . Idk. I like all these people.

Oh, and I should probably get to know some fans. All the ones I started getting to know ended up being aliases. I really don't have any connections except a weak one with RB from an older game, but idk what the heck he's doing over there. I could see me getting screwed by a switch up. But meh....can't worry about that now .

Overall, challenge was a success. I basically got to play God and personally decide who survived and who died. While on a personal level Zack certainly wouldn't have been first on my list to boot, I believe what I did was the best move for me, and I hope it pays dividends in the future .