Early Strategy

["JeffyPop"]

Get out the fucking Peruvians. Ugh, THEY ARE THE MOST DISGUSTING PEOPLE EVER </3. An asteroid needs to come crashing down on each of their homes.

Although strangely enough I think that most of my allies will hail from Peru. Zack and I are already tight, with Zack comes Alyssa, and I'm hoping that Kirin has my back although that bitch had best know I won't hesitate to backstab her again like I did the last game we played in. I really don't know ANYONE else in the cast. I did play a game with Robbie once as an alias, but I don't think he remembers me and I'd like to keep it that way. We didn't get along. I did do some rummaging through the past seasons to find some shit out but honestly, I also dug up dirt on everyone in Canada and we all know how much that helped me .

The fans are out of their league, clearly. I think that the only one I know MIGHT be Fiona. I knew a Fiona from wayyyyy back in the day but... I'm pretty sure she wasn't from Australia so whoops it prolly ain't her, huh? Bradley's really big eyes scare me, so it turns me off from ever speaking to him. Prolly the only fan I will get along with is Taylor since she's so pretty <3333. And the world needs more pretty people.

I'm disappointed that the cast is so white washed, btw. Zander is the darkest person in the cast and I have very little hopes for him. We need a sweet asian girl and the token black castaway . At least we got the Mexican on our tribe. I love people from other countries for some reason, no matter where they're from (except Canada) <33. Their lives must be so exciting.

Anyway, I need some more sleep to avoid throwing up again. I probably have swine T_T.

["JeffyPop"]

Well, I've been sitting online doing nothing for most of the morning so far and the first person from the game IMed me! His name is Cole. *Looks at cast list*

Oh, wait. There is no Cole in this cast. According to this person, he wants to get a head start on talking to everyone just in case he is a replacement. I guess I understand that, but WTF, he is the strangest mofo I've ever met. He gives these long, awkward responses to everything I say such as:

colecaliboi: I'm glad you liked it and can easily understand it, not many people can do. Well look at you at least you know you'll get a good job & go somewhere in life how very exciting that will be.

Obviously I love hearing people talk about how amazing I am, but the conversation is sooo uncomfortable for me when he's being super nice. Seriously, EVERY response is like that. I have no clue what to talk to him about, either. Such a strange man.

The convo has just turned even more awkward with Cole hitting on me <333. The freaks are always drawn to me in games for whatever reason. COLEOWNAGE <3333 He must replace somebody just because of his early epicness. By far my fave part of the game so far and he's not even in it ^_^.

["JeffyPop"]

Ugh, SUCH A SHAME THAT SYAFIQ WAS THE REPLACEMENT INSTEAD OF COLE! Cole would have brought so much life to the game <3333. Coleownage forever. At least we have some diversity now ^_^

I dunno why he was replaced, but I'm glad that Blake isn't here anymore. I was talking to him last night and he made me talk to him over mic because his "fingers were hurting". And boy, did he talk. I just sort of sat there and said "wow" or "oh, really?" when I noticed he went silent. Such a loser.

Anywaaay, onto my actual tribe. First we have dumbass Allan who posted my convo with him in the tribe camp area rather than his journal. I mean, I guess I don't really care since I didn't say anything THAT bad other than the fact the there were a lot of Peruvians (and who isn't saying that right now?), and Erik and Zack were the only ones on the board at the time to see it (and Zack already knew pretty much everything I said anyway). Thank you, Allan. Whatever though, I mean, I still like Allan. He's nice. Just a tad stupid obviously. He is a possible ally, I suppose.

I really like Alex, too. He's probably the easiest to talk to out of everybody, and he made an amazing Amanda immunity idol <333333 for us to worship. A probable ally, but I think that ultimately he'll have to be short term because I think he's too likable to ever go all the way with. I'm much prefer a mega bitch like Alyssa in the end with me.

["JeffyPop"]

Now to continue where I somewhat randomly left off.

I forgot to mention that Alex and I did make a deal to "help" each other in this coming challenge, if at all possible. This is as close as we've gotten to making a solid alliance yet, because I usually prefer to be asked rather than being the ask-er. We'll see where this goes.

Hmm, who else. There's Robbie, who I quite like as well. He's fun to talk to. And he laughs at most of the things I say that should be taken as jokes, which is always a relief ^_^. I'm not sure if I see him as a potential ally yet. If I decide that I do want the Peruvians up and out of here, then of course I will enlist him onto my side. I do find it interesting that a lot of people who I've spoken with (Allan, Alex, Joey) have mentioned the abundant amount of Peru cast members. I think everyone is just itching to get them out, personally.

Also talked to Joey, another fun guy. Dunno how seriously I take him. I was a little out of it last night so I can barely remember what we were talking about. Several people on the tribe though don't know him (pre-game, that is) which people might want to start taking advantage of. I know I have hopes of getting him on my side.

Then there's Lorii, another sweetheart. This is so unlike Canada where I had 34534534 bad things to say about everyone within 2 hours of being cast ^_^. Anyway though, I like her too obviously. I got NO game talk in with her though, so I need to fit that in sometime tonight whether it's another Peru comment or something about how she feels about her place in the tribe.

Hopefully I can shit talk somebody soon So boring without being able to. Maybe when I talk to some of the fans they'll provide me with entertainment.