Post by "JeffyPop" on Jul 28, 2009 0:46:12 GMT -5
where y'all only talk during vote time.
where y'all don't trust each other enough even though you have the majority so you say some bullshit like "oh i'm so worried it could be me tonight!!!"
where it's 2 vs. 2 and whoever is the fallout of this next round will be picked up by one of the pairs so that they can take out a threat to their survival in the F4.
or maybe i'm wrong. maybe it's 3 vs. 1? i mean, i can't really see evan being TOO tight with anybody, so maybe tucker's in tight with lorii and joey. or MAYBE, maybe lorii and joey have EVAN in their back pocket, because they know just how hard it would be to eclipse tucker in the end.
i might be wrong about all of this since i'm talking to lorii for the first time in about a week it seems, and she's been typing for the past 5 minutes. i dunno what she's saying, maybe she's trying to clear things up for me. oh wait, no, she just finished and it's nothing important. at least she's not a little pussy like joey, but she's not quite as skilled as tucker at avoiding what i'm trying to talk about.
i don't even know why i'm doing this. i guess i'm just bored, cause you're all boring me. evan hasn't got an interesting bone in his body, joey is all "i'm the victim" in spite of having been sitting pretty for a long, long time, and i'd trade lorii for a pencil.
I have to say though, I really want to thank you Tucker, because I've enjoyed talking to you. I've enjoyed it a lot. It's pretty cool, that you're the one person who talks to me. And you don't pull that bullshit, "nobody talks to me in between Tribal and challenges." No, you're pretty straight forward. I can't even say that you lied, because you're just that good at holding the truth back without doing so. if i didn't know any better, i'd say that you're a shoe in for the finals and the win, but you know what? with the scenarios i listed, it's not looking too good for you. who's gonna be taken out of this foursome first? it's gonna be you. you're the biggest threat here. besides me of course. good luck though. i guess it'll be me next if i don't win immunity, then maybe alex will be used to take you out. or alex will leave, and evan will be used to take you out. i hope you win a challenge or two.
and alex, thanks a lot for being in the game with me. our fake fight was pretty fun, but i think they just caught onto it way too soon. also, sorry for not waiting for you to tell me what you think about this. you just wouldn't be able to stop me, regardless.
*sees you all lining up waiting for me to post this* lmfao okay, lemme think what else i wanted to say.
well, THIS is how i'm gonna play the game now. i'll let you know that I'M being honest now. I'M a free agent. lemme just recap the whole game, no bullshit, only the important bits:
early on, nobody was asking me for an alliance (except zack, and boy was THAT alliance useful; later alyssa aligned with me probably because zack told her to), but hey, i was pretty close to alex, to erik, to robbie, to kirin. i wasn't all that worried. i was pretty sure that joey liked me well enough to keep me, same with lorii, with allan, with britti. the kidnapping was a minor inconvenience, i didn't talk to any of the fans caused like 7 or 8/11 were complete shit so lolz i didn't really have to worry about them taking me.
my first tribal council we voted off syafiq, i don't even remember why but i remember that nobody cared enough to question it.
i know that lorii and i were gonna try and blindside jason, but that didn't happen, and i think we'd all agree in retrospect that it's a shame we didn't. lorii seemed to have a bit of confidence in me, i'm pretty sure that joey and i were her most trusted. but then a bunch of drama started, thanks to alyssa. she and joey didn't get along. so lorii decided, i guess, that she was closer to joey than me which is probably true. so somewhere along the line, she teamed up with him fo sho now (joey had teamed up with the fans already). that was pretty frustrating. it made me pretty much want them both gone.
a bunch of unimportant stupid shit happened eventually, like alex and i fighting and making up 2 hours later. when the merge rolled around, alyssa and jason used their stupid advantage to have the brains to vote off erik. uh oh! what was i gonna do now?
alyssa followed erik out the fucking door after a DISGUSTING display of ass kissing by a few of y'all (and a few on the jury) who thought that alyssa would actually get a jury vote. but no no no. no way would i let that slide. so anyway, alex, britti, and i were pretty much screwed, y'all had got us good. so we needed to come up with a plan. since jason had been our (not so loyal) doube agent since like round 2, he helped us come up with this idea to make it look like we were all not close. hence the fake fight that alex and i had. i wasn't crazy about this, but i wasn't coming up with anything better so what the fuck. i'll go for it. but the real idea behind this? after alex and i threw immunity @ F9, we were gonna try to split the votes so that tucker/rb/evan voted against me and joey/lorii voted against alex, while me/alex/britti/jason voted against evan. LMFAO!!!! isn't that so fucking dumb? yeah, that wasn't working out.
jason then left though... so, um. yeah. the bullshit teams IC then happened, and it was the perfect opportunity to get me out. joey and lorii showed some mercy, although evan was the first to suggest that they throw it and take me out as an easy vote. yeah evan, they showed me that. and they were gonna vote you off if you did it. but you probably don't care about that now, it's too late to worry about it. maybe i should have confronted you like i wanted to. *sigh*
then the whole RB clusterfuck happened, which i STILL am not quite understanding.
then this round, we had ANOTHER dumb plan. britti is ashamed of it, but i don't think she should be. she was thinking along the right lines. after i won immunity, there was some miscommunication and long story short, i THOUGHT that if i gave away my immunity to alex, any votes cast against alex would be nullified as if it were a hidden immunity idol, because this transaction wouldn't be revealed until the votes were read. so in this case, when alex and i voted for joey, he would be the one to leave with only two votes. lmaooooooooo. unfortunately, we had it all wrong, so i never gave my necklace to alex. but it didn't matter because y'all were voting for britti anyway. LMFAO!
i really want to hear the stories that y'all have about the game. i figure that this will be the thread where we put EVERYTHING out on the table. ask yourselves: where do you see yourself placing in this game? are you happy with that? are you playing for your alliance or yourself?
and when you vote me off this round, remember that if you kept me around maybe a round or two longer, my jury sympathies would rest with you. i'd be very, very, flattered. so grab a friend, get a chatroom going, and invite me. i'm glad to work out some sort of arrangement.
but you know, that's selfish of me. maybe you wanna work with alex instead, especially since i insulted 3 of you when i could have just kissed your ass. i'm sure he feels the same way! you can vote me off and work with him if you want, but doesn't that sorta fulfill my prophecy? you guys DON'T want that happening. but i'd be glad to see alex help y'all cause of the boring winding road of predictability that lies ahead.
fyi: the winners of this series, the seasons that people like, the players that people REMEMBER, they're not some boring shit where everyone holds hands and votes with the same people every round. put some SPICE IN YA LIFE. MEMBA i told u.
where y'all don't trust each other enough even though you have the majority so you say some bullshit like "oh i'm so worried it could be me tonight!!!"
where it's 2 vs. 2 and whoever is the fallout of this next round will be picked up by one of the pairs so that they can take out a threat to their survival in the F4.
or maybe i'm wrong. maybe it's 3 vs. 1? i mean, i can't really see evan being TOO tight with anybody, so maybe tucker's in tight with lorii and joey. or MAYBE, maybe lorii and joey have EVAN in their back pocket, because they know just how hard it would be to eclipse tucker in the end.
i might be wrong about all of this since i'm talking to lorii for the first time in about a week it seems, and she's been typing for the past 5 minutes. i dunno what she's saying, maybe she's trying to clear things up for me. oh wait, no, she just finished and it's nothing important. at least she's not a little pussy like joey, but she's not quite as skilled as tucker at avoiding what i'm trying to talk about.
i don't even know why i'm doing this. i guess i'm just bored, cause you're all boring me. evan hasn't got an interesting bone in his body, joey is all "i'm the victim" in spite of having been sitting pretty for a long, long time, and i'd trade lorii for a pencil.
I have to say though, I really want to thank you Tucker, because I've enjoyed talking to you. I've enjoyed it a lot. It's pretty cool, that you're the one person who talks to me. And you don't pull that bullshit, "nobody talks to me in between Tribal and challenges." No, you're pretty straight forward. I can't even say that you lied, because you're just that good at holding the truth back without doing so. if i didn't know any better, i'd say that you're a shoe in for the finals and the win, but you know what? with the scenarios i listed, it's not looking too good for you. who's gonna be taken out of this foursome first? it's gonna be you. you're the biggest threat here. besides me of course. good luck though. i guess it'll be me next if i don't win immunity, then maybe alex will be used to take you out. or alex will leave, and evan will be used to take you out. i hope you win a challenge or two.
and alex, thanks a lot for being in the game with me. our fake fight was pretty fun, but i think they just caught onto it way too soon. also, sorry for not waiting for you to tell me what you think about this. you just wouldn't be able to stop me, regardless.
*sees you all lining up waiting for me to post this* lmfao okay, lemme think what else i wanted to say.
well, THIS is how i'm gonna play the game now. i'll let you know that I'M being honest now. I'M a free agent. lemme just recap the whole game, no bullshit, only the important bits:
early on, nobody was asking me for an alliance (except zack, and boy was THAT alliance useful; later alyssa aligned with me probably because zack told her to), but hey, i was pretty close to alex, to erik, to robbie, to kirin. i wasn't all that worried. i was pretty sure that joey liked me well enough to keep me, same with lorii, with allan, with britti. the kidnapping was a minor inconvenience, i didn't talk to any of the fans caused like 7 or 8/11 were complete shit so lolz i didn't really have to worry about them taking me.
my first tribal council we voted off syafiq, i don't even remember why but i remember that nobody cared enough to question it.
i know that lorii and i were gonna try and blindside jason, but that didn't happen, and i think we'd all agree in retrospect that it's a shame we didn't. lorii seemed to have a bit of confidence in me, i'm pretty sure that joey and i were her most trusted. but then a bunch of drama started, thanks to alyssa. she and joey didn't get along. so lorii decided, i guess, that she was closer to joey than me which is probably true. so somewhere along the line, she teamed up with him fo sho now (joey had teamed up with the fans already). that was pretty frustrating. it made me pretty much want them both gone.
a bunch of unimportant stupid shit happened eventually, like alex and i fighting and making up 2 hours later. when the merge rolled around, alyssa and jason used their stupid advantage to have the brains to vote off erik. uh oh! what was i gonna do now?
alyssa followed erik out the fucking door after a DISGUSTING display of ass kissing by a few of y'all (and a few on the jury) who thought that alyssa would actually get a jury vote. but no no no. no way would i let that slide. so anyway, alex, britti, and i were pretty much screwed, y'all had got us good. so we needed to come up with a plan. since jason had been our (not so loyal) doube agent since like round 2, he helped us come up with this idea to make it look like we were all not close. hence the fake fight that alex and i had. i wasn't crazy about this, but i wasn't coming up with anything better so what the fuck. i'll go for it. but the real idea behind this? after alex and i threw immunity @ F9, we were gonna try to split the votes so that tucker/rb/evan voted against me and joey/lorii voted against alex, while me/alex/britti/jason voted against evan. LMFAO!!!! isn't that so fucking dumb? yeah, that wasn't working out.
jason then left though... so, um. yeah. the bullshit teams IC then happened, and it was the perfect opportunity to get me out. joey and lorii showed some mercy, although evan was the first to suggest that they throw it and take me out as an easy vote. yeah evan, they showed me that. and they were gonna vote you off if you did it. but you probably don't care about that now, it's too late to worry about it. maybe i should have confronted you like i wanted to. *sigh*
then the whole RB clusterfuck happened, which i STILL am not quite understanding.
then this round, we had ANOTHER dumb plan. britti is ashamed of it, but i don't think she should be. she was thinking along the right lines. after i won immunity, there was some miscommunication and long story short, i THOUGHT that if i gave away my immunity to alex, any votes cast against alex would be nullified as if it were a hidden immunity idol, because this transaction wouldn't be revealed until the votes were read. so in this case, when alex and i voted for joey, he would be the one to leave with only two votes. lmaooooooooo. unfortunately, we had it all wrong, so i never gave my necklace to alex. but it didn't matter because y'all were voting for britti anyway. LMFAO!
i really want to hear the stories that y'all have about the game. i figure that this will be the thread where we put EVERYTHING out on the table. ask yourselves: where do you see yourself placing in this game? are you happy with that? are you playing for your alliance or yourself?
and when you vote me off this round, remember that if you kept me around maybe a round or two longer, my jury sympathies would rest with you. i'd be very, very, flattered. so grab a friend, get a chatroom going, and invite me. i'm glad to work out some sort of arrangement.
but you know, that's selfish of me. maybe you wanna work with alex instead, especially since i insulted 3 of you when i could have just kissed your ass. i'm sure he feels the same way! you can vote me off and work with him if you want, but doesn't that sorta fulfill my prophecy? you guys DON'T want that happening. but i'd be glad to see alex help y'all cause of the boring winding road of predictability that lies ahead.
fyi: the winners of this series, the seasons that people like, the players that people REMEMBER, they're not some boring shit where everyone holds hands and votes with the same people every round. put some SPICE IN YA LIFE. MEMBA i told u.
JEFFOWNAGE!!!!
