Post by Corey on Jul 15, 2009 15:42:31 GMT -5
Here goes for individual immunity:
Alex-
When I saw Alex was in this game after getting 6th place in his season I said wow that's the equivalent of a person of normal intelligence actually winning their season. I mean if this guy were to blow his brains out he would have nothing to lose!
Alyssa-
I would just like to thank Alyssa for teaching me that they must have internet in trailor parks or she wouldn't be able to play
Britt-
Britt, when we first met, I thought that you were a real bitch and a half. Now that I've gotten to know you, Im proud to say I have a much lower opinion of you.
Erik-
And then we have Erik, who half of the contestants in this game has already fallen in love with. Can you say Man Whore? If sex were fast food this guy would have a giant M shaped golden arch hanging over his head. Billions served everyday!
Jason-
Then we have Jason from Massachusetts. As if he doesnt have enough of a burden already representing a state that until recently hadn't won a World Series since trading Babe Ruth away in 1918. Not only is he playing for the lowly state of Massachusetts, but he is also expected to carry a former 12th place finisher, Alyssa to the final 2. Can you say Mission Impossible?
Jeffrey-
It's my understanding from Sandy that Jeffrey was the winner of the shittiest season of iSurvivor to date: iSurvivor Canada. I'm interested to see how soon until he gets voted out in Fans v Favs, because Jeffrey reminds me of the fact that some people just have a way of bringing happiness to others wherever they go. Jeffrey has a way of bringing happiness to others WHENEVER he goes
Joey-
Joey is broke as a joke. He is so broke that I had to lend him a nickel just so he could afford to rub two nickels together. Joey is the first guy I've ever met who is so broke that the bank actually called him and asked for its calendar back. This guy's idea of a gourmet meal is spending 99 cents on a taco at Taco Smell. Not only is he cheap, but he has the face only a mother could love. Not his mother of course, I'm talkin a recently divorced mother of 12 who is drunk and horny enough to bang the first guy she meets
Tucker-
Tucker is the only guy I've ever met who comes back after going away on vacation and tells me he just had a brilliant week with his girlfriend but then a day later she dumps him. If that was a brilliant week, I'd hate to see what happens when he strikes out. Does this guy have the magic touch or what?
Lorii-
This Newfie is a real drunk. Everytime I talk to Lorii she is so tired and ready to go to sleep. This girl is always in such a drunken stuper that she spends more time sleeping than Rip Van Wynkle himself.
RB-
RB is so into video games that his dream gift for Xmas is an Intelevision 64. Whenever someone says something to him that he could possibly be interpreted as a threat, he jumps right into the Shoryukan Karate stance of Ken and Ryu from Street Fighter 2. Every night before going to bed, he puts his Power Glove on so he can kill zombies in his sleep.
Alex-
When I saw Alex was in this game after getting 6th place in his season I said wow that's the equivalent of a person of normal intelligence actually winning their season. I mean if this guy were to blow his brains out he would have nothing to lose!
Alyssa-
I would just like to thank Alyssa for teaching me that they must have internet in trailor parks or she wouldn't be able to play
Britt-
Britt, when we first met, I thought that you were a real bitch and a half. Now that I've gotten to know you, Im proud to say I have a much lower opinion of you.
Erik-
And then we have Erik, who half of the contestants in this game has already fallen in love with. Can you say Man Whore? If sex were fast food this guy would have a giant M shaped golden arch hanging over his head. Billions served everyday!
Jason-
Then we have Jason from Massachusetts. As if he doesnt have enough of a burden already representing a state that until recently hadn't won a World Series since trading Babe Ruth away in 1918. Not only is he playing for the lowly state of Massachusetts, but he is also expected to carry a former 12th place finisher, Alyssa to the final 2. Can you say Mission Impossible?
Jeffrey-
It's my understanding from Sandy that Jeffrey was the winner of the shittiest season of iSurvivor to date: iSurvivor Canada. I'm interested to see how soon until he gets voted out in Fans v Favs, because Jeffrey reminds me of the fact that some people just have a way of bringing happiness to others wherever they go. Jeffrey has a way of bringing happiness to others WHENEVER he goes
Joey-
Joey is broke as a joke. He is so broke that I had to lend him a nickel just so he could afford to rub two nickels together. Joey is the first guy I've ever met who is so broke that the bank actually called him and asked for its calendar back. This guy's idea of a gourmet meal is spending 99 cents on a taco at Taco Smell. Not only is he cheap, but he has the face only a mother could love. Not his mother of course, I'm talkin a recently divorced mother of 12 who is drunk and horny enough to bang the first guy she meets
Tucker-
Tucker is the only guy I've ever met who comes back after going away on vacation and tells me he just had a brilliant week with his girlfriend but then a day later she dumps him. If that was a brilliant week, I'd hate to see what happens when he strikes out. Does this guy have the magic touch or what?
Lorii-
This Newfie is a real drunk. Everytime I talk to Lorii she is so tired and ready to go to sleep. This girl is always in such a drunken stuper that she spends more time sleeping than Rip Van Wynkle himself.
RB-
RB is so into video games that his dream gift for Xmas is an Intelevision 64. Whenever someone says something to him that he could possibly be interpreted as a threat, he jumps right into the Shoryukan Karate stance of Ken and Ryu from Street Fighter 2. Every night before going to bed, he puts his Power Glove on so he can kill zombies in his sleep.
