Post by Corey on Jul 15, 2009 12:27:59 GMT -5
Roasts
Alex~ Wanted: Mexican pool boy, must have sparkly beady speedo, nice tan, crazy accent, low enough morals, that you'd sleep with your boss. Alcoholism, and naivity would be extra perks. But who am I kidding, you drink like a fish, which is probably why our love child ended up being a fish. I was confused at first as well, but when I realized that I'm a downy Canadian, and you're a drunken confused Mexican, that anything we create, would not exactly be normal.
Jason~ You go around actin like you're some skinny ass 17 year old bitch, hell your pictures make it look like you're malnurished and pretty much a skeletin with one layer of skin, but I think its pretty obvious that behind your ~sepia~ tan, you're really a 45 year old bald guy with 4 spare tires out front, and a plumbers crack to boot. Seriously, stop pretending. Your act's drying up, like Betty White's vagina.
Alyssa~ you live your life like a pampered princess, and it's your rightful title... minus the princess part. Queen Alyssa, of the Pampers empire! Someone once told me you wear diapers to bed, always remember, Good Nites make for good mornings!
Jeffrey~ Your love of dressing up like animals concerns me, but not as much as the role playing for Erik, or my concerns for the diseases you are probably carrying from late night hook-ups with the trash diving, sheep fucker him self. My advice to you is to take one HUGE dose of roofies, and forget ANY of this happened. Run, and run fast, before your strange habits take over your life.
EriC~ you're probably the worst thing that is walking this planet, just gonna put that out there. You lay in trash bare assed, you fuck animals, and dirty moles. The sad part is, even though REAL people want you(clearly these people are not mentally stable), you still choose animals over people. I can't say I blame you after being taught how to make love on the internet by the glorious goddess that is Caydie, you just had to try those skills out as soon as possible, and the closest thing to you was your dog, but after a while that got boring, and you moved on. Unfortunately for you, the law hasn't.
Lorii ~ I’m not a Newfie..., this ain’t the east cost
Your not the one they'll sweep off her feet
Lead her to the finale
This ain’t hollywood, this is an island
I was the Canadian before you went and came around
Now it’s not fair for me and my downy ass
To come around
Evan ~ Hai Evan Almighty. Your pretty much magic, you know everything and no one really knows how... did they write Evan Almighty about you? Is that why you know everything? Does it just COME to you? I thought I knew everything once...then someone reminded me I was Canadian, and because of that, everything I know is wrong.
Tucker ~ Rob, Rob, Rob, you think you can woo me with your sexy looks, and your even sexier accent? Well you're probably right, I'm easily distracted. Unfortunately, if the Americans think CANADA is backwards, with our moose, and our crazy policemen on horse, you probably have it worse with the backwards time zones, those funny hats, and the lack of facial expressions, and the bad teeth.
Joey ~ You're the quiet mousy one, but I think you're like a ticking time bomb. You seem so nice and innocent, but I think there's something inside of you DYING to get out. I dunno if its the fierce Joey that people have yet to see, or if its gas, or hell you could even be the next pregnant man, which means you probably have gas, hormonal problems AND a child waiting to escape you.
RB ~ Dear Diary, my name is RB, and I write a lot. My goal is to spend more time writing than talking to others, also, I want to have my confessional count in the quadruple digits before this game is over, even if I have to post one word per confessional. Hi. My Name's RB, and I'm a writer, even if theres not much to write about.
FINISHED PRODUCTS
Alex~ Wanted: Mexican pool boy, must have sparkly beady speedo, nice tan, crazy accent, low enough morals, that you'd sleep with your boss. Alcoholism, and naivity would be extra perks. But who am I kidding, you drink like a fish, which is probably why our love child ended up being a fish. I was confused at first as well, but when I realized that I'm a downy Canadian, and you're a drunken confused Mexican, that anything we create, would not exactly be normal.
Jason~ You go around actin like you're some skinny ass 17 year old bitch, hell your pictures make it look like you're malnurished and pretty much a skeletin with one layer of skin, but I think its pretty obvious that behind your ~sepia~ tan, you're really a 45 year old bald guy with 4 spare tires out front, and a plumbers crack to boot. Seriously, stop pretending. Your act's drying up, like Betty White's vagina.
Alyssa~ you live your life like a pampered princess, and it's your rightful title... minus the princess part. Queen Alyssa, of the Pampers empire! Someone once told me you wear diapers to bed, always remember, Good Nites make for good mornings!
Jeffrey~ Your love of dressing up like animals concerns me, but not as much as the role playing for Erik, or my concerns for the diseases you are probably carrying from late night hook-ups with the trash diving, sheep fucker him self. My advice to you is to take one HUGE dose of roofies, and forget ANY of this happened. Run, and run fast, before your strange habits take over your life.
EriC~ you're probably the worst thing that is walking this planet, just gonna put that out there. You lay in trash bare assed, you fuck animals, and dirty moles. The sad part is, even though REAL people want you(clearly these people are not mentally stable), you still choose animals over people. I can't say I blame you after being taught how to make love on the internet by the glorious goddess that is Caydie, you just had to try those skills out as soon as possible, and the closest thing to you was your dog, but after a while that got boring, and you moved on. Unfortunately for you, the law hasn't.
Lorii ~ I’m not a Newfie..., this ain’t the east cost
Your not the one they'll sweep off her feet
Lead her to the finale
This ain’t hollywood, this is an island
I was the Canadian before you went and came around
Now it’s not fair for me and my downy ass
To come around
Evan ~ Hai Evan Almighty. Your pretty much magic, you know everything and no one really knows how... did they write Evan Almighty about you? Is that why you know everything? Does it just COME to you? I thought I knew everything once...then someone reminded me I was Canadian, and because of that, everything I know is wrong.
Tucker ~ Rob, Rob, Rob, you think you can woo me with your sexy looks, and your even sexier accent? Well you're probably right, I'm easily distracted. Unfortunately, if the Americans think CANADA is backwards, with our moose, and our crazy policemen on horse, you probably have it worse with the backwards time zones, those funny hats, and the lack of facial expressions, and the bad teeth.
Joey ~ You're the quiet mousy one, but I think you're like a ticking time bomb. You seem so nice and innocent, but I think there's something inside of you DYING to get out. I dunno if its the fierce Joey that people have yet to see, or if its gas, or hell you could even be the next pregnant man, which means you probably have gas, hormonal problems AND a child waiting to escape you.
RB ~ Dear Diary, my name is RB, and I write a lot. My goal is to spend more time writing than talking to others, also, I want to have my confessional count in the quadruple digits before this game is over, even if I have to post one word per confessional. Hi. My Name's RB, and I'm a writer, even if theres not much to write about.
FINISHED PRODUCTS
