Post by Sandy on Jul 15, 2009 10:32:14 GMT -5
Many many days ago
Well, say day 23
I wondered what the merge would bring
And how it could benefit me
Then we learn the horrible truth
We have no name, no flag
Eleven of us all together
And 2 of the tribe are fags
I dont mean that homophobically
It just rhymed so damn well
I'll probably get voted out for that slur
And most likely burn in hell
But I dont want to talk about me
Thats not why I am here
These ten other players arent worth shit
And that is very clear
Alyssa and Jason are the cutest couple
Causing mischief and making trouble
But fuck, they bitch and moan
When they dont get things their own way
They're the Heidi and Spencer of this game
I'm sick of these faux org celebrities
They suck out the fun and they're the epitome of lame
Joey is the nicest guy, his cheeks are big as his heart
Its such a shame he's retarded and his parents didnt give him a head start
The guy looks like the Elephant Man
Thats finished a ten course meal
Take a closer look at his memory wall pic
You'll see thats not his mouth, but veal
RB is the quiet riot
A guy you could somewhat trust
But he had sex with a ladyboy
Now he's got itches down below
And its starting to smell and crust
But dont let that throw you off
He'll always be there to be a friend
Its just a shame no fucker will take him to the end
Alex comes from Mexico
Not the good part though
His family saloon is a 3-legged horse
No wonder the fucker is slow
He thinks that we're in Africa
When Montenegro is in Europe
His geography is terrible, it makes me want to give up!
Trying to act all dumb
Doesnt work with me
I see through your charade
Like your mothers lingerie
Lorii is the sweetheart
The best looking girl on the tribe
Gorgeous smile
Beautiful blues
And a third nipple I wish she'd hide
Jeffrey is an illusion
The man with no neck on his picture
Methinks hes had too many pies
He's too fat to be voted out, he's like an iSurv1vor fixture
The ground rumbles when he walks
And cracks when he starts to run
He takes up half the shelter
And his smell is overpowering, its just not fun
Evan is invincible
He gets votes but never taken out
He's like the little engine who could
But his engine is all shot out
Some call him a mystery
Some call him weird
And the thought of him getting out is something I haven't feared
Hes nothing but a pawn with no real game
He's only in it for the cheap drink, rent boys and partial fame
Britti is a rockchick
Or so she likes to say
Concerts is what she lives for and thats pretty okay
But there is more to her than meets the eye
You see her and you wonder
Would you plow her in your bed then cast her asunder?
She looks that type that'd be dirty
A genuine skankaholic
Tanked up on crystal meth
And probably hooked on phonics
And finally, we get to Erik
The winner of Peru
Fought hard
Fought well
And it sucks to be you
You'll never win again
Just give it up
You're not gonna get the crown
Everyone knows you play the field, and soon you'll be in the brown
Thats all I got
About this roast
I hope you lol and rofl
I'm hungover as shit right now
And I do just tend to waffle
Well, say day 23
I wondered what the merge would bring
And how it could benefit me
Then we learn the horrible truth
We have no name, no flag
Eleven of us all together
And 2 of the tribe are fags
I dont mean that homophobically
It just rhymed so damn well
I'll probably get voted out for that slur
And most likely burn in hell
But I dont want to talk about me
Thats not why I am here
These ten other players arent worth shit
And that is very clear
Alyssa and Jason are the cutest couple
Causing mischief and making trouble
But fuck, they bitch and moan
When they dont get things their own way
They're the Heidi and Spencer of this game
I'm sick of these faux org celebrities
They suck out the fun and they're the epitome of lame
Joey is the nicest guy, his cheeks are big as his heart
Its such a shame he's retarded and his parents didnt give him a head start
The guy looks like the Elephant Man
Thats finished a ten course meal
Take a closer look at his memory wall pic
You'll see thats not his mouth, but veal
RB is the quiet riot
A guy you could somewhat trust
But he had sex with a ladyboy
Now he's got itches down below
And its starting to smell and crust
But dont let that throw you off
He'll always be there to be a friend
Its just a shame no fucker will take him to the end
Alex comes from Mexico
Not the good part though
His family saloon is a 3-legged horse
No wonder the fucker is slow
He thinks that we're in Africa
When Montenegro is in Europe
His geography is terrible, it makes me want to give up!
Trying to act all dumb
Doesnt work with me
I see through your charade
Like your mothers lingerie
Lorii is the sweetheart
The best looking girl on the tribe
Gorgeous smile
Beautiful blues
And a third nipple I wish she'd hide
Jeffrey is an illusion
The man with no neck on his picture
Methinks hes had too many pies
He's too fat to be voted out, he's like an iSurv1vor fixture
The ground rumbles when he walks
And cracks when he starts to run
He takes up half the shelter
And his smell is overpowering, its just not fun
Evan is invincible
He gets votes but never taken out
He's like the little engine who could
But his engine is all shot out
Some call him a mystery
Some call him weird
And the thought of him getting out is something I haven't feared
Hes nothing but a pawn with no real game
He's only in it for the cheap drink, rent boys and partial fame
Britti is a rockchick
Or so she likes to say
Concerts is what she lives for and thats pretty okay
But there is more to her than meets the eye
You see her and you wonder
Would you plow her in your bed then cast her asunder?
She looks that type that'd be dirty
A genuine skankaholic
Tanked up on crystal meth
And probably hooked on phonics
And finally, we get to Erik
The winner of Peru
Fought hard
Fought well
And it sucks to be you
You'll never win again
Just give it up
You're not gonna get the crown
Everyone knows you play the field, and soon you'll be in the brown
Thats all I got
About this roast
I hope you lol and rofl
I'm hungover as shit right now
And I do just tend to waffle