Post by Sandy on Jul 15, 2009 10:25:01 GMT -5
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Thank you for joining us for the 7:00 iSurvivor news, Im Alyssa Harper coming to you from Montenegro, and here's an update of this hour's top stories
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+ Police have reported busting organized pitbull fighting. We'll go to Vena Davilla for the story. Vena?.
"Yes, Alyssa. We are at the scene of the pitbull fighting, and we have just come to find out that one of the pitbulls once fighting on one team actually turned around and joined the other. VERY rare for pitbulls. Neighbors heard the fighting and reported it to the police. The man responsible is now in custody. Back to you, Alyssa."
Thanks, Vena..
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+ Now, for a touching story.. A holocaust memorial will be held next Thursday in rememberance of all of the starving jews in World War 2. It will be held at the PlzEatMoar Center downtown. Tickets are available at stoppurgingyourmeals.org
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+ NOW.. JUST IN!
New York is officially allowing gay marriages in their state!
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+ Next.. in the news
A man caught raping his own daughter. We interviewed his poor daughter and this is what she had to say...
Kirin: My dad raped me
Thank you, Kirin for that touching testimony.
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+ Coming up.. Jess Wickens: MAN or WOMAN?
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+ As more and more drunk drivers are getting killed each year, the government has come up with a plot to double tax alcohol to hopefully help the consumption problem..
We now go to a concerned citizen about the alcohol taxing
Cletus?
"Yar im here alyssa. and i just dont know about this.. oh wiat i spilt my drank. well this alcohol lololollloo wait acn i start this over? I NEED MOAR BEER!"
Well.. thankyou for your input, Cletus. We'll be updating you more on this issue as information comes in.
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+ Now for a new section of the news we like to call .... FASHION BASHIN'!
We'll go to Kelly Haygurl for our report. Kelly?
"Lyke ya, Alyssa. Im here girll. So today we're talking about the biggest NO in fashion!
The popped collar."
"As far as i've heard it's all like thumbs da-da-down for this season
The only people wearing is like .. wiggers and asians. Lyke ha!!
Back to you Alyssa .. i have to like dry my nails."
Uhhh.. Thank you for the interesting story, Kelly.
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+ Now for our last two stories..
It seems that reading & spelling scores have gone down in the elementary schools.
No one is quite sure why children are getting more and more illiterate but it seems they are. Further tests are being run to make sure their brains aren't deterearating.
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And now.. for our last story of the day
It seems that canada is being bombed and no one cares..
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That's all for your iSurvivor news
I'm Alyssa Harper.. goodnight.
Thank you for joining us for the 7:00 iSurvivor news, Im Alyssa Harper coming to you from Montenegro, and here's an update of this hour's top stories
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+ Police have reported busting organized pitbull fighting. We'll go to Vena Davilla for the story. Vena?.
"Yes, Alyssa. We are at the scene of the pitbull fighting, and we have just come to find out that one of the pitbulls once fighting on one team actually turned around and joined the other. VERY rare for pitbulls. Neighbors heard the fighting and reported it to the police. The man responsible is now in custody. Back to you, Alyssa."
Thanks, Vena..
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+ Now, for a touching story.. A holocaust memorial will be held next Thursday in rememberance of all of the starving jews in World War 2. It will be held at the PlzEatMoar Center downtown. Tickets are available at stoppurgingyourmeals.org
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+ NOW.. JUST IN!
New York is officially allowing gay marriages in their state!
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+ Next.. in the news
A man caught raping his own daughter. We interviewed his poor daughter and this is what she had to say...
Kirin: My dad raped me
Thank you, Kirin for that touching testimony.
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+ Coming up.. Jess Wickens: MAN or WOMAN?
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+ As more and more drunk drivers are getting killed each year, the government has come up with a plot to double tax alcohol to hopefully help the consumption problem..
We now go to a concerned citizen about the alcohol taxing
Cletus?
"Yar im here alyssa. and i just dont know about this.. oh wiat i spilt my drank. well this alcohol lololollloo wait acn i start this over? I NEED MOAR BEER!"
Well.. thankyou for your input, Cletus. We'll be updating you more on this issue as information comes in.
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+ Now for a new section of the news we like to call .... FASHION BASHIN'!
We'll go to Kelly Haygurl for our report. Kelly?
"Lyke ya, Alyssa. Im here girll. So today we're talking about the biggest NO in fashion!
The popped collar."
"As far as i've heard it's all like thumbs da-da-down for this season
The only people wearing is like .. wiggers and asians. Lyke ha!!
Back to you Alyssa .. i have to like dry my nails."
Uhhh.. Thank you for the interesting story, Kelly.
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+ Now for our last two stories..
It seems that reading & spelling scores have gone down in the elementary schools.
No one is quite sure why children are getting more and more illiterate but it seems they are. Further tests are being run to make sure their brains aren't deterearating.
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And now.. for our last story of the day
It seems that canada is being bombed and no one cares..
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That's all for your iSurvivor news
I'm Alyssa Harper.. goodnight.
