Episode 7 - Ouch, my brain.

[loriiann]

I've been thinking about this challenge.
And for the life of me I cannot figure out how you sils would make Scatagories into a tribal challengee... and a live challenge at that. Hm hm hm hmm.
Could be done by facing of with someone from the other tribe..
Or you two could be tricksters!
And it could be a double TC
OR MERGE?!?!?!

Who knowsss.
My brain is kind of fried from this game. Gah, people are annoying and pissing me off. I cannot stop thinking about how its gonna play out.. like.. I just cant think of the round in front of me, im thinking further, along and thats making my little brain cells hurt.

I think I am okay for this round as long as its not merge.. I dont think it is.. I dont know if you would go for a 12 person merge.. maybe though.. cause there was 22 people.. hence my brain hurting!

But, If we win, its like pretty much a golden thing they will steal either Joey RB Rob or Evan .. cause they wont want Alex alone over there.. and if we loose, they are most likely gonna steal me.. which is good.. but it also competely outs me.
I hope this is the right timeeeeeee. Eeeee.


Anyways, before I bounce to watch BB and rest before the challenge (ho ha hee) here is a convo between Joey & I.

SoJoeysLike (8:08:50 PM): Heyyyy bitch
LoriiHearn (8:09:01 PM): HayFucker
SoJoeysLike (8:10:22 PM): whats the dish, whats the 411
LoriiHearn (8:11:03 PM): fuck ma lyfe. No idea.
SoJoeysLike (8:11:10 PM): GIRL WATCHU MEAN U DUNNO
LoriiHearn (8:11:20 PM): Oh, did you mean with real life? LOL
SoJoeysLike (8:11:27 PM): either or
SoJoeysLike (8:11:28 PM): lol
SoJoeysLike (8:11:32 PM): this game is boring now
SoJoeysLike (8:11:37 PM): it only gets good after immunity
LoriiHearn (8:12:02 PM): I know.
LoriiHearn (8:12:34 PM): Life is meh anyways, i cannot wait to move away againnnnnn. I work tomorrow, and that makes me wanna throw up. I wish i could be a bum and do nothing and still be fabulous and have moneys
SoJoeysLike (8:12:49 PM): I hate working and wanna stab it in hte face
LoriiHearn (8:13:10 PM): Lets meet half way and be dirty bums , that look good
SoJoeysLike (8:13:20 PM): we could meet in MAINE
LoriiHearn (8:14:30 PM): ooh, AND WE WOULDNT HAVE TO LIVE OUTSIDE. I HAVE A COUSIN THERE
SoJoeysLike (8:14:55 PM): omg perfect i have no one there except loriis cousin <3
LoriiHearn (8:16:24 PM): haha, we are fuckedd
LoriiHearn (8:16:28 PM): Sooo guess what
SoJoeysLike (8:16:31 PM): what?
LoriiHearn (8:17:01 PM): Ive been trying to figure out how they can make Scattagories a tribal challenge, and a live one at that.. and i cant.. Im thinking merge.. or Double TC
SoJoeysLike (8:19:28 PM): im thinkin merge too
LoriiHearn (8:20:21 PM): Even more exciting
LoriiHearn (8:20:28 PM): We have 5, theres 12 left.
LoriiHearn (8:20:39 PM): We will need to push for randoms to leave first.. lol
SoJoeysLike (8:20:49 PM): im toast
SoJoeysLike (8:20:51 PM): im first out for sure
SoJoeysLike (8:20:51 PM): lol
LoriiHearn (8:21:10 PM): Im right behind you. I am willing to bet Alex trusts you more then me LOL
SoJoeysLike (8:21:39 PM): i have an idea tho
SoJoeysLike (8:21:43 PM): apparently jason feels out of the loop
SoJoeysLike (8:21:47 PM): and thinks hes next to go on ur tribe
SoJoeysLike (8:21:50 PM): he has an extra vote
SoJoeysLike (8:21:54 PM): if we can get him to side with us
SoJoeysLike (8:21:56 PM): and have the boys say
SoJoeysLike (8:21:58 PM): we have 4
SoJoeysLike (8:22:01 PM): we go with lorii and joey
SoJoeysLike (8:22:04 PM): we can boot them at final 6
SoJoeysLike (8:22:09 PM): maybe he;ll go for it
LoriiHearn (8:22:38 PM): Veryy true
LoriiHearn (8:22:50 PM): me and jason talked yesterday about who we are both outta the loop lol
SoJoeysLike (8:24:26 PM): id work with jason
LoriiHearn (8:24:49 PM): I would to.. listen Fucker, if it furthers us, ill work with the devil
LoriiHearn (8:24:50 PM): lol
SoJoeysLike (8:26:05 PM): id work with alyssa
SoJoeysLike (8:26:08 PM): to further myself
SoJoeysLike (8:26:08 PM): lol
SoJoeysLike (8:26:12 PM): id work with alyssa
LoriiHearn (8:26:16 PM): Me too :/
SoJoeysLike (8:26:17 PM): before any of the other faves
SoJoeysLike (8:26:24 PM): im fucked if i work with them
SoJoeysLike (8:26:26 PM): im guaranteed 5th
LoriiHearn (8:26:27 PM): I agree. She knows shes on the outside of them too
LoriiHearn (8:26:31 PM): EXACTLY.
SoJoeysLike (8:26:36 PM): she did NOT get that letter alex sent
SoJoeysLike (8:26:39 PM): that should show her something
LoriiHearn (8:27:49 PM): Exactly.. neither did Jason.. but, we should keep that on the dl for noww lol, and use it when the time is rightt
SoJoeysLike (8:28:00 PM): right
SoJoeysLike (8:28:05 PM): first we gotta see whats going on
SoJoeysLike (8:28:24 PM): if its still tribes
SoJoeysLike (8:28:25 PM): and we win
SoJoeysLike (8:28:29 PM): you want us to take ur right?
SoJoeysLike (8:28:35 PM): u dont care that it looks suspicious
SoJoeysLike (8:28:38 PM): you*
LoriiHearn (8:29:26 PM): Ah, Ill let you know before the challenges.. Im gonna talk to some people and feel out there vibe with me.. and if they seem like dickfaces, steals me
SoJoeysLike (8:29:41 PM): the only thing that worries me
SoJoeysLike (8:29:49 PM): if we steal like
SoJoeysLike (8:29:53 PM): britti
SoJoeysLike (8:29:57 PM): she could send a fan
SoJoeysLike (8:30:00 PM): to the other tribe
SoJoeysLike (8:30:04 PM): and then this tribe is 3-3
SoJoeysLike (8:30:08 PM): alyssa, alex, britti
SoJoeysLike (8:30:11 PM): and then 3 of us
LoriiHearn (8:30:19 PM): yup, i know what your saying.. so really the only one for you to take is me..
SoJoeysLike (8:30:25 PM): because then if we take u
SoJoeysLike (8:30:28 PM): u could send alyssa
SoJoeysLike (8:30:30 PM): but
SoJoeysLike (8:30:33 PM): i dont want to risk ur game
SoJoeysLike (8:30:40 PM): because that puts u in a shit position
SoJoeysLike (8:30:46 PM): if u dont want to be stolen i wont take u
SoJoeysLike (8:30:52 PM): ill take like
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SoJoeysLike (8:30:58 PM): but make sure u talk to the boys
SoJoeysLike (8:31:02 PM): becsue i think they want you
LoriiHearn (8:31:20 PM): Im really hoping its merge anyways.. that would be much better
LoriiHearn (8:31:32 PM): And if we end up winning, Im not sure who they are gonna take tbh
SoJoeysLike (8:31:37 PM): i think me
SoJoeysLike (8:31:49 PM): alex cant be stolen yet
SoJoeysLike (8:32:13 PM): and if they take alyssa
SoJoeysLike (8:32:14 PM): they know
SoJoeysLike (8:32:17 PM): they are fucking over alex
LoriiHearn (8:32:43 PM): Upside, there would be no TC for you this round, and hopefully merge will come next.. and if it doesnt we throw the next challenge
SoJoeysLike (8:33:01 PM): well if u guys kidnap me
SoJoeysLike (8:33:06 PM): do you want me to switch with you?
SoJoeysLike (8:33:11 PM): and send u to the other tribe?
LoriiHearn (8:33:56 PM): Well, that would be the only thing you could do in order to not make it 3 VS 3
SoJoeysLike (8:34:01 PM): i know
SoJoeysLike (8:34:15 PM): i could say
SoJoeysLike (8:34:19 PM): it was between you and jeffrey
SoJoeysLike (8:34:25 PM): because i felt like you two were being questioned the most
SoJoeysLike (8:34:29 PM): about the ltter
SoJoeysLike (8:34:33 PM): and it wasnt either of you
SoJoeysLike (8:34:38 PM): i kind of want them to think
LoriiHearn (8:34:45 PM): I dont even care yanno, cause once im over with you guys , theres nothing they can really do.. because before they can steal me again - im sure it will be merge
SoJoeysLike (8:34:46 PM): we have something with jeffrey so they question him
LoriiHearn (8:34:56 PM): okay, thats a good idea also
SoJoeysLike (8:35:17 PM): i dont even think jeffrey is that loyal to them
SoJoeysLike (8:35:26 PM): did i tell u about evans power?
LoriiHearn (8:35:26 PM): Me either! Like at all
LoriiHearn (8:35:33 PM): Nooooo.. what is it?
LoriiHearn (8:35:37 PM): He told me something,
SoJoeysLike (8:35:40 PM): he got to look at a quote from someones journal
SoJoeysLike (8:35:43 PM): and he chose jeffrey
LoriiHearn (8:35:46 PM): maybe it was that. . and i forgot.
SoJoeysLike (8:35:50 PM): and it basically said he was willing to go for olyvia
SoJoeysLike (8:35:55 PM): but alex was being bitchy
SoJoeysLike (8:36:03 PM): so he switched to caitlin
SoJoeysLike (8:36:07 PM): for alex's sake
LoriiHearn (8:36:22 PM): im acutally rolling my eyes for this guy to grow a set of balls
SoJoeysLike (8:36:28 PM): none of them have balls
SoJoeysLike (8:36:33 PM): alex was willing to risk his own ass
SoJoeysLike (8:36:35 PM): for fucking ERIK
SoJoeysLike (8:36:39 PM): and now if we lose immunity
LoriiHearn (8:36:40 PM): I got bigger balls then these boys
SoJoeysLike (8:36:43 PM): alex fucked himself over bad
SoJoeysLike (8:36:46 PM): cause if we lose
SoJoeysLike (8:36:48 PM): alex is toast
LoriiHearn (8:36:51 PM): unhuh!
LoriiHearn (8:37:25 PM): How many secret powers is that now? Evan has one, Rob had one.. and there is one left right?
SoJoeysLike (8:37:46 PM): erik had the secret power
SoJoeysLike (8:37:48 PM): to switch tribes
LoriiHearn (8:37:52 PM): oh right
LoriiHearn (8:37:54 PM): forgot
LoriiHearn (8:39:21 PM): Joesphe, im thinking that we mayyy need to drag another fav to at least 6th (Like, maybe someone random - like Britti) .. what happens if we acutally make it to 5.. and the 3 boys just turn on us and vote whichever of us looses immunity out..
SoJoeysLike (8:39:53 PM): yea
SoJoeysLike (8:39:55 PM): im not trusting them
SoJoeysLike (8:39:58 PM): they will team up
SoJoeysLike (8:40:02 PM): we need a fave with us
LoriiHearn (8:40:13 PM): Obviously at F5 they would.. i mean that brings them to F3
LoriiHearn (8:41:29 PM): But looking at what the Jury is gonna be comprised off (Mostly us Favs) Its scary as hell to bring another along with us.. cause if it was a F3 situation and it was you i and some other fav, the rest of the favs would vote the random outta spite.. I am willing to bet that.
SoJoeysLike (8:42:18 PM): oh they def would
SoJoeysLike (8:42:25 PM): as long as we are unbreakable
SoJoeysLike (8:42:32 PM): we could honestly
SoJoeysLike (8:42:38 PM): have a final 7 of like
SoJoeysLike (8:42:43 PM): me you the 3 boys and like
SoJoeysLike (8:42:45 PM): britti and jeffrey
SoJoeysLike (8:42:51 PM): and then us 4 could team up
SoJoeysLike (8:42:53 PM): and take the boys out
LoriiHearn (8:44:12 PM): yup, downside of that is - what if Jeff and Britt do that for one round, to make it .. you and me.. britti and jeff and then two of the fellas.. I could see them wanting to revenge people we fucked over, by fucking us over and going with the remaining fans.. lol
LoriiHearn (8:44:32 PM): We are think soooo far ahead.. I mean, we HAVE to.
LoriiHearn (8:44:46 PM): Cause, its going to be one battle for you and i to end up in the finals
LoriiHearn (8:46:25 PM): aghh, this game makes me wanna rip my hair out and burn it.
SoJoeysLike (8:46:38 PM): i know
SoJoeysLike (8:46:44 PM): i honestly dont think i have a snowballs chance in hell
SoJoeysLike (8:46:45 PM): of making it
LoriiHearn (8:46:49 PM): Me either
SoJoeysLike (8:46:51 PM): but i think if u keep low
SoJoeysLike (8:46:54 PM): u could squeak in
SoJoeysLike (8:46:58 PM): but even if we didnt jump
SoJoeysLike (8:47:01 PM): we werent gonna make it anyway
LoriiHearn (8:47:10 PM): lol, but i want to gooooooo with you to the end.
LoriiHearn (8:47:36 PM): I know what your saying.. we were totally on the outside of the whole alliance.. we were being used to get them to final whatever, then we were toast
SoJoeysLike (8:47:51 PM): its fucking nerdy
SoJoeysLike (8:47:53 PM): i cant stand them
LoriiHearn (8:48:09 PM): blah, boring people.
LoriiHearn (8:48:26 PM): And if i do catch wind of me leaving, i will be sitrring the shit up outta this place.
SoJoeysLike is available (8:51:51 PM)
LoriiHearn (8:52:05 PM): fuckk my internet
LoriiHearn (8:52:07 PM): lol\
SoJoeysLike (8:53:43 PM): lmao
SoJoeysLike (8:53:45 PM): i hate mine too
SoJoeysLike (8:53:49 PM): listen lovebug
SoJoeysLike (8:53:52 PM): im gonna go for a bit
SoJoeysLike (8:53:54 PM): ill be on at 9:30

[loriiann]

I know that I am the one being choosen to go over there..
I am choosing to be replaced by Alyssa..

Lets just get that little Indvidual Immunity outta the way this round shall we?
Yikes, prepare for the Lorii hate in the Confessionals

[loriiann]

Holy fuck .
I want to get a megaphone and scream at these people ITS A FUCKING GAME.

God.
If I wanted to hear the whole Im just so disapointed act I would go out and piss of my mother or father, cause honestly, I really just don't want to freaking hear it from people my age.. jeeeze.

Anyways, Good move or Bad move, its done. I don't regret it at all..
Erik asked me if I had a plan since I was jumping or he asked me How I see this game shaping out? What a retarded question, I cant predicted the effing future and if I could , why would I tell him if he isnt involved.. Ah, sure Ill just name my prefered boot list, so you can skip of and show everyone.. christ.

Honestly, there is only a few that I dislike as people, but just because I like or love or would chill with you doesn't mean Im going to cave because its the best thing for them.. fuck fuck fuck.. Im rotted. Maybe if some people would just grow a set I wouldnt be in this situation..
(Clearly, Im in a horrible mood, but this makes for a funnner confess.)
But whatever, Ill play the role of the crazy phyco bitch this year.

Ah, so, by coming over here, it made me realize that if we merged next round it would be 11.. maybe? I think, or 10.. but thats puts me with 5 people.. if there is 11, we are out numbered.. PLUS, if a mircale happend and me and the four bys ended up in the f5, Joey and I are out.

So what do I do..
Approach the other pairing of Alyssa/Jason.. yes , I know.. GROSS. . but, it had to be done..
If Alyssa doesnt realize that she is on the outs of the fav alliance she really is a dumb blonde.. Jason knows he is, well because he isnt one.. ha ha ha ......................
butt
FOR NOW, they are the people I plan to be using to help take out some of the others early merge.. I mean, my Ass could be gone next round, but not with out a fight, so tenatively.. An ideal Final 7 would consit of.. Me and the four bys, and 2 other people that Joey and I can use to make F4.. Im saying Alyssa and Jason at this moment because I dont think there is anyone else greedy enough and ballz enough to do it.

Fuck, this is intense.
Im calling this Lorii:CrackVersion.
lawl.
fuck you kimber for making me say that!

Oh, and P.S , if Alex goes bitching in his Journal about me whinning, its because he asked what my aim thingy was about.. thats why im super bitch.. I love love loveee people... not.. Im talking about real life people too! But anyways, if he says anything.. I was TOTALLY playing it up. Cause even though I know he probably really does care and wanna see if I am okay, I will take the shitty Situation , and fuck it, if he feels bad for me, Good. Cause thats totally ground for "Dont vote off the Depressed Girl" ...
But I love him for making me cheer up slightly, but I will still vote his ass out of here..


Anyways, to sum up my ridic ramblings.. Im not a horrible person, and I do like most of you, I just want to play around and have some fun and maybe its sick and sadistic that my type of fun this time around is cutthroat

And finally,
Fuck.

[loriiann]

God hates me with all the crap he has been throwing at me lately, so Joey and I made up our own religion.. its called;

JORIISM

1. Thou shall drink on Saturday



2. Thou shall have promiscuous sex and not be judged for it.



3. Thou shall smack the fucking face of all stuck up bitches



4. Thou shall always cut a bitch with words



5. Thou shall kick ass and take names



6. Thou shall love puppies more than humans



7. Thou shall hate upon all other Newf people to enter the game of iSurv.



8. Thou shall hate upon all other people who enter the game of iSurv and are not members of Joriism.



9. Thou Shall remove all emotions from this game and play as dirty and cutthroat as possible.



10. Thou shall not let ANYONE think they can walk all over us without a fight.



11. Thou shall refraine from petty childish fights unless Alyssa is involved, then its just fun



12. Thou shall not be a bitter jury member, and will vote for the best contestant to win the game.



13. Thou will vote for the best contestant to win, but will be a snotty bitter bitch

AHH MAN.

[loriiann]

Joriism must be doing something , cause correct me if I am wrong, but its only two members are now immune

This is fucking brilliant.

A) Me & Joey Jo safe.
B) Alyssa is safe, which is good, cause she won't get all paranoid and be an idiot.
C) Erik , Jeff or Alex should be leaving.
D) Even if something goes fucky, I'm safe.


Right now, Jason & Alyssa have agreed to be in our voting block.. on one condition - we don't target Britt.
That clearly fine, she would have went last anyways.
So, unless they be some shady bitches, it should at least be 7 votes to take out one of the Boys.
We have decided to let Jason choose which of them he wants to leave first, just as a vote of confidence,, and to let him know we are with them.
Alyssa and Jason believe that once we get to final 7 Joey and I are switching and taking out the fans. Its wayy to early to decide if we are actually going to honor that or not.
Well, right now I think even if we do decide to go with two fans to the final 4.. we will need to use Alyssa and Jason to take one of them out..
Its going to need to be a pretty stealthy operation.. Im pretty much playing all sides, and doing whatever it takes to advance this ass further.
RB, Evan and Rob pretty much trust me.
Alyssa and Jason realize that leaving Britti Alex Erik and Jeff together would take them out at 6th and 5th.
I hope they are not stupid enough to go with that.

As long as I keep that level of Trust with the 3 boys.
And keep feeding Alyssa and Jason what they want to hear ( cause that is all they care about )
I may just be good to go for another little bit.

Main goal now - take out Alex, Jeffrey and Erik. Because Jeffrey and Erik are capable of running the fuck out of my game. Whereas poor Alex just wants to make Jury, then be voted out. Sure thing there boss, not a problem.

I think this covers most of my web I have spun. Wowzer, game O N.