Post by Alex on Jun 15, 2009 13:20:07 GMT -5
Episode I - "We seduce the fans and then convince them of voting the other Newf off! But the seducing is just for fun…"
Pre-Game Evaluation.
Woo-hoo! I’m back for another season and this time it’s gonna be beyond hotter than last season, I come with new schemes, new plans and new friends. A total new Alex. Let’s start saying that I love my tribe and everyone is so nice so far, the fans seem kind of bleh, but I’m sure they are pretty good and we should not become overconfident.
Let’s start by saying I already have my number 1, Erik, him and I become super close after last season and I love him to death, I know I can trust him 100% and he will never lie to me, I would never lie to him either, so that is settled, Erik and me to Final 2. He is super smart, he is super active and he is one hell of a challenge hoe. Bromance? Definitively, and the best part is no one even has a hint we are so close cause we are acting like we didn’t meet to long ago or haven’t chatted that much just “Erik? Oh yeah he is pretty cool.” Robbie does know we are pretty tight but eh, I’ll come up with something to think we aren’t anymore. Oh and FYI, I was the one posting all over the boards to get votes to Erik [and Torah] not Erik, he whored himself out and stuff, but I posted in those board Tim mentioned [and I was rude in the process].
So people I’m surprised/sad didn’t make the cast: Torah, she is a totally sweet girl, she was looking forward to it and we are really tight so playing with her would have been genius. Master Tom!!! I love that guy, he is hilarious and he is like Master Miyagi from Karate Kid, he was teaching me all that you need to know about iSurv1vor, I’m da grasshopper yo! Matthew, he seems hilarious. Juicy, he is such a cool guy and I wanted to get to know him in a closer level.
People who I’m glad didn’t make the cast: Tim, Morgan [oops], the hooker guy, Ginny and Taylor.
Now my strategy, this time around I’m going to be a little less “in your face” for the starting part of the game, I want to stay a little UTR since everyone might think I’m a douche because of my confs, I’ll be super social as hell, charm them to me but I’m gonna keep the bitchy factor to the minimum, make sure I’m a little more invisible in the strategic field so that they won’t target me. Then at merge I come out of the closet and kill them all. I also plan to flirt the fuck out of everyone, especially girls though because people might have heard about the Bd shit, but if a guy shows enough interest… well, I will give him a chance, my flirting with guys will be a lot more subtle though, so in case they tell a girl I can go like “I was being cordial, I’m straight” and the girls will still love me, thank god for all the gay players
So, quick analysis of the cast before I explain all the crazy things that started happening last night, aka scheming, alliances and all the fun stuff!
Allan – I love Allan, Allan loves me. We are supposed to be working together, he is smart, he is cool and he is super gay, what else can you ask for? I know he loves when people flirt with him so I’ll be subtle with him. I love Allan, did I say it already?
Alyssa – Alyssa is a Godess, and I have soooo much to say about her. I think I found my new Bud *gasp* so I know Alyssa is a total man eater, she is a heavy flirt and she is absolutely fake and is actually quite a bitch, I adore her but I’m just here to use her. Alyssa and I are aligned, she however thinks I have a crush on her and thinks she is using me hardcore when in reality it’s the other way around. I’ll explain this in further detail later.
Britti – Britti is so cool, I met her last night and I love her, she is really close to Erik so I wanna get really close to her so we have a close alliance.
Erik – Duh.
Jeffrey – Jeffrey is hilarious, I have yet to officially meet him but his posts around the board crack me up. He is obviously really smart and tries to hide it behind his goofy façade, I want him gone soon because I’m sure he can read right through me.
Joey – He is a really nice guy, but he ruins the hotness factor of our tribe, which saddens me to no extent, if you are gonna complain about me bashing people’s looks then you don’t know me too well, I’m extremely shallow, and yes looks do matter. He is nice though, but I also want him gone. Like Sandy said “who the hell is Joey?”
Kirin – I have yet to meet Kirin, she seems really sweet, innocent and nice. But I heard she is a sneaky backstabbing bitch, hm…
Loriiiiiii - Lorii = love. We have so much in common and I absolutely adore her, there’s def a connection there, I am being flirty with her but not as hardcore as with Alyssa. She is pretty damn cool and she is close to Allan and got close to Erik. Would LOVE to align to her.
Robbie – He is a great dude, love him. However the fact he knows how close me and Erik are means he has to go, sorry Robbie!
Zach – Zach is sooooo manipulable [more coming when I explain the Alyssa situation], the guy is pretty damn empty tbh, he bored me to death and he is obviously an asshole, he said he couldn’t wait to fight with people… seriously? *sigh*
Blake – All I know is Blake is bi and Zach wants to do him. Oh and Alyssa is pissed he can’t do her.
Brad – He is a loser, he calls himself “B-Rad” if you are rad, you don’t do that shit.
Caitlin – She seems cool, can’t wait to meet her.
Fiona – Old Australian lady, need I say more?
Jessie? – Is she a guy or a girl? I’m sure I either will love her/him or will be super creeped out by her/him.
The guy next to Jessie – I don’t even know his name, is that the Cole guy, everyone is talking about the Cole guy. Whatever.
Olyvia – I love her name, Allan said I should hardcore flirt with her so we have someone in our side if we swap tribes, I’m totally game, it was in my plans either way. Make a girl feel like she is as gorgeous as a model [yes I did say it cause I’m a model] and she will do anything for you. that’s something you learn in the How to be Prince Charming 101.
RB – I love RB. We have played together before, he is a great strategist, def a leader. Love him.
Cool Taylor – She is hot, I might start calling her CT so Taylor doesn’t think I’m talking about him and adds every thing I say about her to his lame quote things. hey there Taylor, you better keep your trap shut if you are blogging!
Tucker – I don’t like him for some reason.
The guy with the weird name [Zander?] – Has he even registered?
Okay so, dun dun dun time to see what the fuck is going on.
First off my alliances:
Alex & Erik – Real alliance.
Allan and Alex [possible Lorii/Robbie] – the okay I’ll be with you for now alliance.
Alex & Robbie – the predictable Arabia love.
Alex & Alyssa [most likely + Zach, Erik, Kirin, Britti] – the wtf is in your head moron?! Alliance.
So now, the Alyssa story *drum roll* okay so I have been working on Alyssa a lot since I heard she might have been casted for FvF for not accepting to come back in Arabia, she is a hardcore flirt and I know she is super close to Zach. So, last night I was talking to Erik and to Alyssa, and then I told Erik “hey what if I tell Zach I have a crush on Alyssa? Zach being the lil fucker he is will run to Alyssa and tell her I do” so she will think she can def manipulate me. Erik agreed to the plan so I told Zach, go figure seconds later Alyssa IM’s Erik and tells him that with me + Jeffrey the Preuvians were safe, she told him she had me wrapped around her finger and she actually thinks I am crushing in her. So then I fueled the fire asking Zach if she had a boyfriend, five seconds later she asked me why I had that to Zach, I acted stupid on purpose so she will think I am embarrassed that I have a huge crush on her. She actually said I’m pretty dumb to Erik, so I shall continue acting like this super dumb guy with a huge crush on her so they think they can use me while in reality me and Erik are pulling the strings from behind, so hot!
I am forgetting something but I’ll post it when I remember yo! For now that’s it, hoping to bring entertainment once again and to have people rooting for me.
Let’s start by saying I already have my number 1, Erik, him and I become super close after last season and I love him to death, I know I can trust him 100% and he will never lie to me, I would never lie to him either, so that is settled, Erik and me to Final 2. He is super smart, he is super active and he is one hell of a challenge hoe. Bromance? Definitively, and the best part is no one even has a hint we are so close cause we are acting like we didn’t meet to long ago or haven’t chatted that much just “Erik? Oh yeah he is pretty cool.” Robbie does know we are pretty tight but eh, I’ll come up with something to think we aren’t anymore. Oh and FYI, I was the one posting all over the boards to get votes to Erik [and Torah] not Erik, he whored himself out and stuff, but I posted in those board Tim mentioned [and I was rude in the process].
So people I’m surprised/sad didn’t make the cast: Torah, she is a totally sweet girl, she was looking forward to it and we are really tight so playing with her would have been genius. Master Tom!!! I love that guy, he is hilarious and he is like Master Miyagi from Karate Kid, he was teaching me all that you need to know about iSurv1vor, I’m da grasshopper yo! Matthew, he seems hilarious. Juicy, he is such a cool guy and I wanted to get to know him in a closer level.
People who I’m glad didn’t make the cast: Tim, Morgan [oops], the hooker guy, Ginny and Taylor.
Now my strategy, this time around I’m going to be a little less “in your face” for the starting part of the game, I want to stay a little UTR since everyone might think I’m a douche because of my confs, I’ll be super social as hell, charm them to me but I’m gonna keep the bitchy factor to the minimum, make sure I’m a little more invisible in the strategic field so that they won’t target me. Then at merge I come out of the closet and kill them all. I also plan to flirt the fuck out of everyone, especially girls though because people might have heard about the Bd shit, but if a guy shows enough interest… well, I will give him a chance, my flirting with guys will be a lot more subtle though, so in case they tell a girl I can go like “I was being cordial, I’m straight” and the girls will still love me, thank god for all the gay players
So, quick analysis of the cast before I explain all the crazy things that started happening last night, aka scheming, alliances and all the fun stuff!
Allan – I love Allan, Allan loves me. We are supposed to be working together, he is smart, he is cool and he is super gay, what else can you ask for? I know he loves when people flirt with him so I’ll be subtle with him. I love Allan, did I say it already?
Alyssa – Alyssa is a Godess, and I have soooo much to say about her. I think I found my new Bud *gasp* so I know Alyssa is a total man eater, she is a heavy flirt and she is absolutely fake and is actually quite a bitch, I adore her but I’m just here to use her. Alyssa and I are aligned, she however thinks I have a crush on her and thinks she is using me hardcore when in reality it’s the other way around. I’ll explain this in further detail later.
Britti – Britti is so cool, I met her last night and I love her, she is really close to Erik so I wanna get really close to her so we have a close alliance.
Erik – Duh.
Jeffrey – Jeffrey is hilarious, I have yet to officially meet him but his posts around the board crack me up. He is obviously really smart and tries to hide it behind his goofy façade, I want him gone soon because I’m sure he can read right through me.
Joey – He is a really nice guy, but he ruins the hotness factor of our tribe, which saddens me to no extent, if you are gonna complain about me bashing people’s looks then you don’t know me too well, I’m extremely shallow, and yes looks do matter. He is nice though, but I also want him gone. Like Sandy said “who the hell is Joey?”
Kirin – I have yet to meet Kirin, she seems really sweet, innocent and nice. But I heard she is a sneaky backstabbing bitch, hm…
Loriiiiiii - Lorii = love. We have so much in common and I absolutely adore her, there’s def a connection there, I am being flirty with her but not as hardcore as with Alyssa. She is pretty damn cool and she is close to Allan and got close to Erik. Would LOVE to align to her.
Robbie – He is a great dude, love him. However the fact he knows how close me and Erik are means he has to go, sorry Robbie!
Zach – Zach is sooooo manipulable [more coming when I explain the Alyssa situation], the guy is pretty damn empty tbh, he bored me to death and he is obviously an asshole, he said he couldn’t wait to fight with people… seriously? *sigh*
Blake – All I know is Blake is bi and Zach wants to do him. Oh and Alyssa is pissed he can’t do her.
Brad – He is a loser, he calls himself “B-Rad” if you are rad, you don’t do that shit.
Caitlin – She seems cool, can’t wait to meet her.
Fiona – Old Australian lady, need I say more?
Jessie? – Is she a guy or a girl? I’m sure I either will love her/him or will be super creeped out by her/him.
The guy next to Jessie – I don’t even know his name, is that the Cole guy, everyone is talking about the Cole guy. Whatever.
Olyvia – I love her name, Allan said I should hardcore flirt with her so we have someone in our side if we swap tribes, I’m totally game, it was in my plans either way. Make a girl feel like she is as gorgeous as a model [yes I did say it cause I’m a model] and she will do anything for you. that’s something you learn in the How to be Prince Charming 101.
RB – I love RB. We have played together before, he is a great strategist, def a leader. Love him.
Cool Taylor – She is hot, I might start calling her CT so Taylor doesn’t think I’m talking about him and adds every thing I say about her to his lame quote things. hey there Taylor, you better keep your trap shut if you are blogging!
Tucker – I don’t like him for some reason.
The guy with the weird name [Zander?] – Has he even registered?
Okay so, dun dun dun time to see what the fuck is going on.
First off my alliances:
Alex & Erik – Real alliance.
Allan and Alex [possible Lorii/Robbie] – the okay I’ll be with you for now alliance.
Alex & Robbie – the predictable Arabia love.
Alex & Alyssa [most likely + Zach, Erik, Kirin, Britti] – the wtf is in your head moron?! Alliance.
So now, the Alyssa story *drum roll* okay so I have been working on Alyssa a lot since I heard she might have been casted for FvF for not accepting to come back in Arabia, she is a hardcore flirt and I know she is super close to Zach. So, last night I was talking to Erik and to Alyssa, and then I told Erik “hey what if I tell Zach I have a crush on Alyssa? Zach being the lil fucker he is will run to Alyssa and tell her I do” so she will think she can def manipulate me. Erik agreed to the plan so I told Zach, go figure seconds later Alyssa IM’s Erik and tells him that with me + Jeffrey the Preuvians were safe, she told him she had me wrapped around her finger and she actually thinks I am crushing in her. So then I fueled the fire asking Zach if she had a boyfriend, five seconds later she asked me why I had that to Zach, I acted stupid on purpose so she will think I am embarrassed that I have a huge crush on her. She actually said I’m pretty dumb to Erik, so I shall continue acting like this super dumb guy with a huge crush on her so they think they can use me while in reality me and Erik are pulling the strings from behind, so hot!
I am forgetting something but I’ll post it when I remember yo! For now that’s it, hoping to bring entertainment once again and to have people rooting for me.
Alex