Pre-Game: God Forgive You, I Wont Forgive

[erik]

Oh my, back in iSurv1vor again. Wowzas.....it's been a year since I've played any ORG or had to write confessionals or any shit like that. INTENSE. It feels weird being back in the mix of things and I have to wonder if I'm a bit rusty, or maybe better than ever before . Anyway, I wanted to start this off with a little story about the ridiculousness that is how I secured my spot in this game! I went through a ton of trouble and then Sandy tells me I prolly woulda been cast anyway pft! *shoots self*. Whatever. It was a wild time...hahaha. I'll start with my secret strategy of getting votes!

I used to be a member of this online forum site Gaiaonline.com which is like HUGE and has hundreds of thousands if not millions of members, and basically it's all about teenagers and anime freaks that get together and buy clothes for their avatars using gold on the site. Well back in '04 I was just as cunning and economic as now! I made mucho dinero and bought some sweet threads for a good deal of gold. Thanks to inflation, nowadays I am worth millions and basically a GOD on the site, with all the preteen twats as my peasants >=D. I started offering gold to these people in exchange for voting for me and it totally worked! I started a "charity" where I would "donate" to have them vote for me. I started a "lottery" in which they got "free entry" for voting for me! It was ridiculous lmao. All in all, I ended up giving away like 10,000 gold out of the millions that I have. I am SUCH A GREEDY BASTARD AND I LOVE IT!!! As the competition wore on though, I tried other approaches. I started joining these "guilds" which are like mini-groups in the site, and then just advertised myself, claiming to need the "support of the guild" if I want to get on. Surprisingly....people were actually really supportive :S. Someone IMed like 6 people, someone posted it to their facebook, these are people I don't even KNOW! A lot of people were actually glad to help me and it kinda opened my eyes to the human good . Thanks Gaiaonline! Of course, there were some retards and some greedy bastards as well. I have some real gems....let's see....

I voted ...but that Zack guy seems to be beating you No shit sherlock .

hey i voted for you. i hope you totally win!

Voted. And yeah, Zack's beating you. Hope this will help (: These people were so nice! At least when I was giving them gold...but then...


No need for payment
was glad to help <3 NO PAYMENT?? WAA?


I just voted and I will get my friends to vote for you too. GOOD LUCK. All your friends?? really? just for me ?

then you got this douche:

ay man i voted you gonna help me out?


lol that zack guys is is has 39 votes alredy u only have 26 How is that funny?? Thanks for the obvious idiot

KK I voted for you.
;D I'm feeling naughty, I might do it again. lawlz Ooo I liked this one.

Then obviously you have them worshiping me:

thank yew thank yew, nice avi btw! :{D Yes I am amazing.

dode you have awsome cloth I have awesome cloth?? wtf?

Erik as in Phantom of the opera if it is you get 5/5
oh nvm I voted erik anyway Wtf is this bitch sayin?

Oh then this moron:

isnt this breaking the Terms of Service ? Isn't that my foot in your ass? FUCK OFF!

Then you have your ungrateful fuckers. This one was a big LOL...

just give me some of ur items like go to ur inventory click an item you want then give as gift button then u handle the rest but be sure to write my name correctly ok but i wish its worth 50k lol i'm dreamking hehe so excited i would be rich XD Yes moron! You are dreaming! I gave away less than a fifth of that in the entirety of my poll whoring. Then he has the audacity to say this after I give him his measly 150 gold:

jsut 150gg XD i waited for days for 150gg wow great can you make it higher pls like 2k? Pft no, fuck off.

Oh and this was like my favorite:

i love this show and omg you could like mention how u got on witht eh help from gaia

So yes, I'm doing it. I got here with the help of Gaia. Thanks Gaia! There was a ton more mindless dribble but i wont bore you with that. I basically just bumped threads and hounded idiots for 3 days. That was until I discovered my new love of.......



PRETENDING TO BE A HOT HORNY 19 YR OLD GIRL!

That's right folks, the secret to getting anything done is the hornyness of the make species. Why convince people to vote for me with useless Gold on a stupid forum? I can offer horny guys nudies, and they will do whatever the fuck I want. So I tried it out, and to my amazement, it worked VERY often...

Here's a good one I had at the start...


You: ASLYou: want nudies
You: ?!
Stranger: 20 m us
Stranger: u?
You: 19 f mS
You: MS*
Stranger: missouri?
You: yes
Stranger: send sum 4 sum
You: lmao
You: I will send you some
You: for a service
Stranger: i thought it couldve be another country lol
You: vote for my friend erik in this poll
You: he's trying to get on survivor
Stranger: lol
You: then i'll send you one free ^_^
You: acepolls.com/polls/932752-which-male-alumni-do-you-want-to-see-as-a-castaway-in-season-12
Stranger: ur serious
You: and if you wanna trade after that
You: i have more
You: yes
You: are you hot?
Stranger: hot enough
You: Good
You: You going to vote?
Stranger: i guess so
Stranger: i cant hurt
You: it's just a click babe
Stranger: unless it leads 2 virus......hm
You: it doesn't
You: I promise
You: I know that's not saying a lot haha
You: but that's a respected poll site
You: you can look it up if you want
Stranger: yea i was gonna say..
You: it's legit
Stranger: haha i see uve been helping erik out alot
You: hehe not all me
You: he is begging me online to help him
You: because it's ending soon or something
You: I said I would help and I'm kinda horny
You: so this is win/win
You: lmao
Stranger: lets get this started then haha
You: alright baby
You: you voted?
Stranger: yup
You: awesome
You: sorry I have some bad news. It's not a virus.
You: But I'm a dude
You: I'm Erik
You: thanks
Stranger: hahahahaha
You: hahahaha
You: sorry that is so funny
You: I can find you some porn tho!?
Stranger: im guilible...........
You: aww
You: your nice
You: thanks
Stranger: lol
You: I shoulda got you to get your friends and family to vote too
You: hmm
You: owell
Stranger: how do even kno i voted dude
Stranger: lol
You: I saw the vote count go up
You: ^_^
Stranger: hmmm
You: and you seem like a nice guy
You: but maybe you didn;t
You: haha
You: but it's not like im asking anyone else right now
Stranger: lol y am i still talking 2 u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


But oh.....it gets so much better. I feel like I must store some of these amazing conversations here because I was just laughing all throughout. It was hilarious.



You: I would love you forever
Stranger:
Stranger: have you smn addess
Stranger: msn
Stranger: *
You: yes
You: would you like to add me?
You: and did you vote?
Stranger: im long
Stranger: you give
You: you're long eh?
You: that sounds sexy
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes
You: oh baby
Stranger:
Stranger: your name
Stranger: baby
You: Melody
You: yours?
Stranger: acord
Stranger: my name
Stranger:
You: I like it
You:
Stranger: ım too
You: did you vote for erik?
Stranger: do you like beautiful girl
You: he says his vote count didn't go up
Stranger: do you beatiful
Stranger: pardon
You: did you vote for erik in the poll I sent?
Stranger: gime me baby that msn
Stranger: come on
You: I don't know if I trust you
You: vote for erik
Stranger: you horney you
Stranger:
You: than I'll know you're not some freak
You: and I am horny
You: Ive got some nude pictures too
You: if you wanna have some REAL fun
Stranger: ooo yeah
Stranger: come on
Stranger: give me that msni
You: acepolls.com/polls/932752-which-male-alumni-do-you-want-to-see-as-a-castaway-in-season-12
You: vote for erik first
Stranger: there speak
You: then I'll send you my MSN
You: and maybe get on my webcam
You:
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ı look
Stranger: looked
Stranger: come give me msn
You: his votes are the same
You: why are you lying to me?
You: acepolls.com/polls/932752-which-male-alumni-do-you-want-to-see-as-a-castaway-in-season-12
You: just vote for erik
You: and then we can have some fun
You:
You: it's just a click
Stranger: ok
Stranger: im cilick
You: click "vote" next to erik's name
You: at that link
Stranger: ı did
You: I have some boobie shots
You: you need to see
You: the votes are still the same...
You: you didn't vote for erik.
You: you're lying to me
Stranger: oooff
Stranger: oooff
Stranger: ı did said
You: cmon baby just vote for him
You: and we can have sexy time
You: on cam
Stranger: i vote baby
You: then vote
Stranger: ı swear
You: when did you vote?
Stranger: now
You: liar
You have disconnected.



THIS is maybe the best one. The ending is amazing hahaha:

Stranger: h
Stranger: i
Stranger: hi
You: heyy
Stranger: f?
You: what's up sexy ?
You: yes
Stranger: fine
You: 19/f/mi
You: you?
Stranger: 24 m
Stranger: turkey
You: very nice
You: are you sexy, baby?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: u?
You: do you have a big juicy cock?
You: for me to suck on?
Stranger: mmmm
Stranger: why not
You: mm baby
You: yes I am sexy
Stranger: do u have cam?
You: yes I do baby
You: and Im home alone
Stranger: let me see u
You:
You: hmmm
Stranger: give me ur msn
You: i dunno if i trust u
Stranger: ohh
You: okay how bout this
Stranger: why u wont trust me
You: My friend erik is trying to get in Survivor
You: he needs people to vote for him in this poll
You: acepolls.com/polls/932752-which-male-alumni-do-you-want-to-see-as-a-castaway-in-season-12
Stranger: i'm a student here in university
You: if you vote for my friend
You: I will trust you
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i'll
Stranger: after u give me ur mail
You: im not giving that out unless I can trust you
You: show me you're not a douche
You: it just takes a lick babe
Stranger: how i can trust u
You: CLICK
You: hehe
You: trust me for what?
You: that is a respected poll site
Stranger: for this link
Stranger: acepolls.com/polls/932752-which-male-alumni-do-you-want-to-see-as-a-castaway-in-season-12
You: baby I swear, look it up if you want
You: it's fine
Stranger: i did not hear it before
You: acepolls.com is a very well repudiated website
Stranger: once i clicked something
You: the rest is the name of the poll
You: which is about survivor
Stranger: then my comp. got stupid
You: that's a virus
You: this is nothing like that
You: it's a simple online poll
Stranger: well
Stranger: i'll check it out
Stranger: wait
You: just look at it, there's comments on the bottom from other people lol
You: it's not a virus
You: it's a competition of some sorts
Stranger: ok wait
Stranger: now i beleive its not a virus
You: good
You: just click "vote" next to erik's name
Stranger: what u want
You: and we can get started
Stranger: robbie?
Stranger: ohh erik
You: ERIK
You: yeah
You: let me know when you voted
You: and i'll get my panties off
Stranger: Surv1vor 9: Erik 30.57% (336 votes)
You: awesome
Stranger: :)what now
You: it's not a virus
You: but im a dude
You: sorry
You: thanks though!
Stranger: do not run away
You: well
You: do you wanna see me naked on cam?
You: I do have a cam...
Stranger: yes
You: ooo
Stranger: i want
You: my cock?
You:
Stranger: fuck off
You: oh
You: that was rude
Stranger: u r a liar
You:
You: im sorry....
You: please forgive me
Stranger: why
Stranger: why i forgive u
Stranger: u r a liar
You: BECAUSE
You: im a good person
You: please?
You: i don't want this on my shoulders
Stranger: i dont trust u
Stranger: no
You: im just reall really desperate
Stranger: i wont
You:
You: please?
Stranger: u r bad person
You: NO
You: Im not going to get into heaven
You: please be quiet
Stranger: i dont beleive u
Stranger: coz u liad
You: stop saying these things
You: it's rude
Stranger: is it true or wrong?
Stranger: u said lie right?
You: i did lie
You: im sorry
Stranger: sooo
You: forgive me
You: for I have sinned
Stranger: u r not trustable person
You:
Stranger: god forgive u
Stranger: i wont forgive
You: *kills self*
You have disconnected.



Okay, then as I went along, I got pretty good at doing this shit fast. I made a game out of trying to get them to vote as quickly as possible. This was the best I got:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: wanna see my titties?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: sure
You: kay im giving out free tittie shots to people that help my friend erik
You: just vote for him in this poll, and I'll send
You: acepolls.com/polls/932752-which-male-alumni-do-you-want-to-see-as-a-castaway-in-season-12
Stranger: done
You have disconnected.


What a pro . The rest is just funny excepts. Enjoy....or not:



You: he my bff erik is bugging me on AIM
Stranger: oh
You: he wants me to get people to vote for him in some survivor poll
Stranger: tell him to fuck off
You: wil you?
You: then i'll tell him to fuck off
Stranger: nope
You: lol
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: fuck you erik
You: acepolls.com/polls/932752-which-male-alumni-do-you-want-to-see-as-a-castaway-in-season-12
You: just vote for erik he says
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: what do i get if i vote for that stupid erik?
Stranger: like a prize or something
You: hmmm
You: well
You: I do have a few nude pictures





You: if you vote for him
You: I'll trust you
You: and give you my MSN
You: and we can have some fun
You: you there babe?
Stranger: yes i vote erik
You: just make sure you vote for Erik
Stranger: whats your msn ?
You: okay awesome
You: it's [e-mail]
Stranger: whats your name ?
You: My name is Melody
You: I've got a nice tight ass too
You: and huge tatas
You:
Stranger: you have a sweet name
Stranger: i have add you but your not on
You: okay let me sign on
You: awww I'm glad you like it
You: some people think it's an ugly name
You: but i disagree
Stranger: i think your beatiful
You: aw thankyou baby
You: aw thankyou baby
You: i wish I could see you on cam
Stranger: so yu have a cam ?
You: oh shit
You: i just heard something crash upstairs
You: OMG
You: THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!
You: OMG
You: OMG
You: fuck
You: fuck fuck fuck
Stranger: go sing in your msn and start the cam
You: omg you need it as evidence
You: they are coming IN HERE
You: FUCK
You: FUCK
You: SAV ME
Stranger: i can save you from here
You have disconnected.



You: he's trying to get on some reality show or somethig
Stranger: voted
You: awesome babe
You: what kinda picture do you want?
You: i got my camera right here
Stranger: well thats a tough one
You: nothing is off the table
You: use your imagination
Stranger: spread eagle with fingers inside yourself
You: alright babe
You: lemme go take it
Stranger: oh one more thing
You: yes?
Stranger: can you write omegle somewhere on your body?
You: sure i know how that goes
Stranger: k
You: brb
You have disconnected.



You: Vote for ERIK
You: and then you get a nudie ^_^
Stranger: but
Stranger: i dont see her picyure
Stranger: picture
You: that is the link to a poll
You: do you see the name ERIK?
Stranger: yes
You: press "vote" next to it
You: after you do that
You: it automatically takes you
You: to the nudie picture
You: did you do it?
Stranger: yes
You: did it work?
Stranger: i see Eric is the top now
You: yes he is, okay
You: where he belongs!
You have disconnected.



Stranger: ok did it
You: okay
You: what do you want?
You: i have my camera right here
You: you get to choose
You: use your imagination . Nothing is off limits
Stranger: you naked masterbating


You: nothing is off limits
Stranger: i'm not a pervert lol
You: lol
Stranger: normal stuff
You: so you dont want me fisting myself?
Stranger: sure



You: just make sure you vote erik
Stranger: done
Stranger: can you show me now ?
You: okay
You: ( . ) ( . )
You: there they are
Stranger: ok
Stranger: do you wanna se my penis ?
You have disconnected.




You: if you want them you have to help me
You: my friend Erik is trying to get into some reality show
You: just vote for him in this poll:
You: acepolls.com/polls/932752-which-male-alumni-do-you-want-to-see-as-a-castaway-in-season-12
You: and i'll take a picture for you
You:
Stranger: you know most girls would want me to spend money or take them to dinner and force me to listen to them talk about their cat



Stranger: thanks girl
Stranger: now do you wannalick my pussy
You: yes
You: but vote for erik first
You:
Stranger: ok
You: you voted?
Stranger: yeah
You: Okay here you go
You: (. ) ( ' )
Stranger: yes
Stranger: oh baby
You have disconnected.




You: well the truth is
You: I'm Erik.
You: I've been offering all the horny guys on here titties
You: to vote for me
You: and it's working
Stranger: *gasp*
You: i know shocking right
Stranger: TOTALLY!
Stranger: I SO DIDNT SEE THAT COMING!
You: i know!!!
You: you're so dumb
You: omg
Stranger: lol
You: gullible
You: lol
Stranger: is this for a tv show or something?
You: jk thanks <3
You: it's for an online Survivor game!
You: YOU SHOULD TOTALLY PLAY1!!
Stranger: no thanks... despite the fact that I'm on Omegle
Stranger: i have a life =)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Wow that last one was a cold hard bitch!! But she's probably right. I am a loser . Owell....it only lasts till I get kicked out of this game! I think the dude from Turkey sums up my pregame pretty well...

*in a turkish accent*

GOD FORGIVE YOU, I WONT FORGIVE!!!!

I whored myself out big time for 3 days, I begged, I lied, I tricked, and I am damn proud! I pwned that poll and should probably be going to hell. But WHO CARES. iSurv1vor is worth eternal pain and suffering <3.